E/X-Mag Owners
relocated your battery? (tank cover, rubber banded it to your barrel, etc.)
shove something into your battery compartment that shouldn't be there?
Taken out your battery and replaced it with an ipod shuffle?
Tried to make your own battery?
Beginners
taped a laser pointer to your barrel and use a rubberband to hold the button down?
taped camo cloth to your marker?
used the terms "bullets, ammo, you're dead!" in a game?
made your own drop forward?
used pringles cans as pods?
made a hopper from a liter of coke?
thought sticking stickers on your marker made it look cool
Pump/Stock Class Players
gotten weird looks when you use an auto trigger really fast?
had someone ask you if a 12gram cartridge was refillable?
Mag users
had a player ask you what kind of gun you use?
been the only player on the field with a mag?
have people complain about the weight of your mag?
have been accused of shooting hot because you use a mag?
been complimented on the weight of your mag?
had someone say your mag is quiet?
had your mag mistaken for a shocker?
Rental Users
Had a rental that didnt shoot out more than 1 ball at a time?
Had your hopper stay still on the marker?
Had to NOT recock the marker after cocking it once?
Had a rental that actually worked?
Had goggles that didnt smell?
Autococker Owners
Purchased your cocker just because you liked how the back block moved back and forth?
purchased your autococker just because it looked complicated and cool?
had the back block smack you in the face?
gotten pinched by the back block?
used the velocity cheat accurately?
Shocker Owners
Had your shocker mistaken for a mag?
Had your feedneck break off?
Old Old School Players
thought back on the good ol' days when everyone got along?
missed the times when the game was less physically demanding?
wish you were young enough to whoop everyone's ramping behind?
wondered why it takes more than 4 hits to get someone out and another 3 to make sure he's out?
Woodsball Players
rolled around on the ground to cover your scent?
refused to go to a better bunker because someone told you there was a spider in it?
taken a leak on the playing field?
wondered how on earth those speedballers could afford paint?
Speedball Players
at one point thought speedball was too intense?
not gotten into an arguement?
not cheated?
had a superman dive go terribly wrong for your back?
thought about how the money you spent on paint could have bought you a car?
had a bunch of welts on your body that looked awkwardly familiar?
tried to stand out from other teams by using vegitables as bunker code names?
Everyday Paintball Player
talked on your cell phone while in a game?
ate or drank during a paintball game?
used your barrel as a back scratcher?
taken wood from a bunker to start a campfire?
listened to music while in a game?
shot your own teammate on accident and hide?
purposely shot a ref
been bribed with paint to surrender?
shot yourself on accident?
had a teammate shoot you on accident?
been tangled in brush?
brought your girlfriend/wife paintballing just to shoot her
bunkered someone without a marker?
sang a song on the field and have an opposing player sing along with you?
made strange noises on the field?
had your finger stuck in a barrel?
had your goggles fly off your head in the middle of a game?
played paintball using snow forts?
made a snowman and use paintballs for his face and buttons?
convinced your friends that it was really a gumball in their hands?
had your girlfriend wonder why you had lube sitting on your desk?
yea... it's late and i'm bored
final question (which was inspired by a teammate and his girlfriend)
If the love of your life and your paintball gun were dangling off the side of a cliff and you could only save one of them... what would you save?
(for those youngens like me that don't really have that commitment yet... then replace "love of your life" with "girl that is a pain in the butt and prevent you from buying that extra case of paint"
relocated your battery? (tank cover, rubber banded it to your barrel, etc.)
shove something into your battery compartment that shouldn't be there?
Taken out your battery and replaced it with an ipod shuffle?
Tried to make your own battery?
Beginners
taped a laser pointer to your barrel and use a rubberband to hold the button down?
taped camo cloth to your marker?
used the terms "bullets, ammo, you're dead!" in a game?
made your own drop forward?
used pringles cans as pods?
made a hopper from a liter of coke?
thought sticking stickers on your marker made it look cool
Pump/Stock Class Players
gotten weird looks when you use an auto trigger really fast?
had someone ask you if a 12gram cartridge was refillable?
Mag users
had a player ask you what kind of gun you use?
been the only player on the field with a mag?
have people complain about the weight of your mag?
have been accused of shooting hot because you use a mag?
been complimented on the weight of your mag?
had someone say your mag is quiet?
had your mag mistaken for a shocker?
Rental Users
Had a rental that didnt shoot out more than 1 ball at a time?
Had your hopper stay still on the marker?
Had to NOT recock the marker after cocking it once?
Had a rental that actually worked?
Had goggles that didnt smell?
Autococker Owners
Purchased your cocker just because you liked how the back block moved back and forth?
purchased your autococker just because it looked complicated and cool?
had the back block smack you in the face?
gotten pinched by the back block?
used the velocity cheat accurately?
Shocker Owners
Had your shocker mistaken for a mag?
Had your feedneck break off?
Old Old School Players
thought back on the good ol' days when everyone got along?
missed the times when the game was less physically demanding?
wish you were young enough to whoop everyone's ramping behind?
wondered why it takes more than 4 hits to get someone out and another 3 to make sure he's out?
Woodsball Players
rolled around on the ground to cover your scent?
refused to go to a better bunker because someone told you there was a spider in it?
taken a leak on the playing field?
wondered how on earth those speedballers could afford paint?
Speedball Players
at one point thought speedball was too intense?
not gotten into an arguement?
not cheated?
had a superman dive go terribly wrong for your back?
thought about how the money you spent on paint could have bought you a car?
had a bunch of welts on your body that looked awkwardly familiar?
tried to stand out from other teams by using vegitables as bunker code names?
Everyday Paintball Player
talked on your cell phone while in a game?
ate or drank during a paintball game?
used your barrel as a back scratcher?
taken wood from a bunker to start a campfire?
listened to music while in a game?
shot your own teammate on accident and hide?
purposely shot a ref
been bribed with paint to surrender?
shot yourself on accident?
had a teammate shoot you on accident?
been tangled in brush?
brought your girlfriend/wife paintballing just to shoot her
bunkered someone without a marker?
sang a song on the field and have an opposing player sing along with you?
made strange noises on the field?
had your finger stuck in a barrel?
had your goggles fly off your head in the middle of a game?
played paintball using snow forts?
made a snowman and use paintballs for his face and buttons?
convinced your friends that it was really a gumball in their hands?
had your girlfriend wonder why you had lube sitting on your desk?
yea... it's late and i'm bored
final question (which was inspired by a teammate and his girlfriend)
If the love of your life and your paintball gun were dangling off the side of a cliff and you could only save one of them... what would you save?
(for those youngens like me that don't really have that commitment yet... then replace "love of your life" with "girl that is a pain in the butt and prevent you from buying that extra case of paint"
.
. I started laughing so hard
. I know im dumb, but I would only do it so i could be like

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