PB Nation Translation Guide - Avoid the frustation!

[hobbesTZ]

After being a member for PB Nation for multiple years, I've seen many users struggle with the strange and confusing language spoken by the majority of the population. I, with the help of a few others, have compiled and list of common phrases spoken by the locals and translated the seemingly mindless jabber into something we can all use. Because of the lack of punctionation and proper use of the space bar, it's hard to be 100% spot on with these but you'll get the general idea.


Phrase: dat gat iz ill
Translation: I like your paintball gun. It is very nice.

Phrase: i will buy ur gun
Translation: I would like to waste your time.

Phrase: I @/\/\ 1337
Translation: I need to get laid

Phrase: omg i sware to got u dont kno how to use ur gun and plus u shoot with 1 hand and u can walk that gun ur sutch an idiot kid thats the gaiest vid people this sucks
Translation:The video you made needs a little work. But, I appreciate your efforts and extend my greatest complements.

Phrase: thanx...glad 2 c some1 who gets the consept
Translation: Thank you, sir. I am certainly glad that someone is in the same mindset as me.

Phrase: i m me at "Mr.Agg411" im intersted in the trix
Translation: I'm not really interested in your marker, but please contact me about the Matrix.

Phrase: Virtue'd Shocker On The ROIDS
Translation: My shocker has a virtue board and it shoots very quickly.

Phrase: come on guys this thing mows titties!
Translation: My marker has a high ROF. As such, I would have expected more interest in it.

Phrase: holy that is pure hot
Translation: That is an attractive marker.

Phrase: hawt.
Translation: Hot.

Phrase: i think i busted
Translation: I'll leave this one up to your imagination

Phrase: send pics plz email me
Translation: In my haste I forgot to look at your thread and even though I'm not really interested at all I would appreciate it if you sent me pictures. I was not aware that some users on the site are older than 12 and live outside the ghetto.


There you have it. If your puzzled by something by something on PBN just take a look at this handy guide and you should find your answer. In all likelyhood, it's probably best to ignore everything you see, but some of the users are actually intelligent (it's true!). If I've left anything out, feel free to let me know and I'll add it. If there's already been a thread like this at some random point, suck it up

[Hairball]

I love you.

[buzzboy]

LMAO.What on PbN you turn 13 and your considered a Senior Member.

[BigEvil]

Funny because it is true.

[dahoeb]

LOLOL
this is just too cool

[steimway]

I try to avoid frustration by just never going there.

[Captain Canuck]

I try to avoid frustration by just never going there.

Whurred.... QFT

[Temo Vryce]

This brought a little happiness to my day and I thank you for that.

[ojhspyro89]

I love how in certain gun forums, there are big rules. But kids still have for sale threads in the gun forum.

Nice translator, allthough, i think you forgot Hax04........ or is that video game term?

[Bolter]

You forgot the token

PBNation: QFT^^
Translation: I can't be bothered to type anything, so I am just going to waste this post by quoting yours and then feeling good about myself.

PBNation: oh pls use grammer proper or teh intronet Police will teh secks you.
Translation: I would like you to note that your grammar isn't up to scratch, even though mine is no good either. And also please note that mis-spelling "the" gives you e-cool internet points.

[650HP]

You guys might like this then.

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=1031319

[cdacda13]

Thats PBN for you.

[Target Practice]

AO users talk like this, and PBN users talk like this. Am I right or am I right?

[Vex]

AO users talk like this, and PBN users talk like this. Am I right or am I right?

Yeah, well...

[SpitFire1299]

Phrase:Sig
Translation:Ill trade you for the gun in my sig if your interested.

Phrase:Mags Suck!
Translation:Im ignorant and clearly have no idea what im saying.