Here is a joke, well not really 'cause its not that funny.

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  • Carbon
    Word!
    • Jan 2003
    • 1589

    #1

    Here is a joke, well not really 'cause its not that funny.

    here is a notion heh

    Tourny people, 1% of the overall paintball population.
    99% of the jerks.



    Look bannanas!


    ...ever in the continual search of time dilation.

    Emag 4.0 "I love the way you turn me on"
  • master_alexander
    im a gun pimp :D
    • Sep 2004
    • 2462

    #2
    lol that was actually kinda funny
    "Ah yes, I have one of the 32*rebels that I always take to big scenario games. It keeps the truck from rolling if I have to park on a hill." - automikey

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    • punkncat
      One foot less
      • Feb 2003
      • 5841

      #3
      Dillweeds that question, bother, and swarm tourney players 99%.
      People that realize tourney players would just like to get their game on w/o hassle....1%

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      • SCpoloRicker
        HA HA I'm custom!!1
        • Jan 2004
        • 4375

        #4
        *dons asbestos garments*

        "Tournament players": 99%

        Actual, consistent, sponsored players: 1%

        Have fun kiddies.

        /jeez Carbon
        God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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        • punkncat
          One foot less
          • Feb 2003
          • 5841

          #5
          Originally posted by SCpoloRicker
          *dons asbestos garments*

          "Tournament players": 99%

          Actual, consistent, sponsored players: 1%

          Have fun kiddies.

          /jeez Carbon
          QFT....

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          • phantomhitman
            ao's official bad guy
            • Oct 2003
            • 1841

            #6
            that is complete crap, we have at least 2% by now......
            my feedback
            countdown on devilmag day........ill let you now

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            • JoshK
              Je mange du poulet. mmmmm
              • Mar 2004
              • 2666

              #7
              This thread makes me laugh.

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              • 68magOwner
                Registered User
                • May 2003
                • 3475

                #8
                meh, shure, we have jerks, but, the biggest ******** around here seem to be the guys who think theyre going to war just because theyre shooting at somone. People here get generally upset if you downt take a woods game seriously.

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                • bleachit
                  Conturbo et Ledo
                  • May 2003
                  • 1410

                  #9
                  why shouldnt you take a woods game seriously? is it any less paintball then speedball?

                  bah, what have I started...both are fun, both let you shoot paint....


                  *runs away from speedball/woodsball argument to follow
                  "Great stories! See everyone, just buy a Sydarm and become a paintball superstar!! "
                  AGD

                  "i just sent out the full force of the canadian army (4 guys). expect high canadian casualties"
                  Blackweenie

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                  • SpitFire1299
                    :P
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 1765

                    #10
                    Hey! Im a tournament player.

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                    • Carbon
                      Word!
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 1589

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SCpoloRicker
                      *dons asbestos garments*

                      "Tournament players": 99%

                      Actual, consistent, sponsored players: 1%

                      Have fun kiddies.

                      /jeez Carbon
                      LOL

                      ...ever in the continual search of time dilation.

                      Emag 4.0 "I love the way you turn me on"

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                      • Automaggot68

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SCpoloRicker
                        *dons asbestos garments*

                        "Tournament players": 99%

                        Actual, consistent, sponsored players: 1%

                        Have fun kiddies.

                        /jeez Carbon

                        /offers tin foil hat
                        //adjusts
                        ///<--slashes

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                        • RingOfScale
                          Americanized Thai Pancake
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 898

                          #13
                          punkn got it right in the 1st post of his. if rec ballers werent so annoying we wouldnt be so mean : P


                          well, i bet i looked like an *** last night to them even tho they didnt do anything ... cause i skipped the 1st half of the session, and in my 1st game pulled a triple bunkering run thru, before being told by a ref that we were playing with the surrender rule. oops, my bad

                          and even worse, the next game i was put on the team with the people i had just illegally bunkered ... but at least they didnt seem *that* mad, 'specially now that i was on their team so i wouldnt do it again ...

                          -rIng
                          <<90 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot>>

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                          • slade
                            Carpe Noctem
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 3442

                            #14
                            Originally posted by master_alexander
                            lol that was actually kinda funny
                            no, no it wasnt.
                            xvalve, ule body, logic vert frame, WWA barrel
                            68/30 PE nitro tank
                            cp unimount
                            halo B

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                            • Aslan
                              Don't Ban Me...Love Me
                              • May 2005
                              • 954

                              #15
                              From the tourney players I've read in different posts...the reason/justification for tourney players being allowed to be classless is there's money on the line. I don't 100% buy into that...but at least it's a reason. I think it has to do with age and lack of good coaching...but I've already posted that about 16 times.

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