AO: We are back from the dead... again! After an 18 day outage, we are finally alive and well. Who knew how complicated updating software/databases from 2008 would be. I still have alot of tweaks to make, but my main goal was getting everything patched and updated to 2026.
Vbulletin 6 has changed alot since 2008 so we will have a ton of new features to dig into.
It's usually a website where you've got to sign up for lots of advertising promotions and spend money on those and jump through hoops... sometimes you need to sign up other friends... then you stand a minute chance of getting your gun for cheap.
if you subscribe you have to enroll 3 people to do the same and then they have to enroll people until you finally get your marker...some pyramidal thing.
I would like to hear from someone who already tried it too.
First, I Must Solicit Your Strictest Confidence In This Transaction. This Is By Virtue Of Its Nature As Being Utterly Confidential And 'top Secret'. I Am Sure And Have Confidence Of Your Ability And Reliability To Prosecute A Transaction Of This Great Magnitude Involving A Pending Transaction Requiring Maxiimum Confidence.
We Are Top Official Of The Federal Government Contract Review Panel Who Are Interested In Imporation Of Goods Into Our Country With Funds Which Are Presently Trapped In Nigeria. In Order To Commence This Business We Solicit Your Assistance To Enable Us Transfer Into Your Account The Said Trapped Funds.
The Source Of This Fund Is As Follows; During The Last Military Regime Here In Nigeria, The Government Officials Set Up Companies And Awarded Themselves Contracts Which Were Grossly Over-invoiced In Various Ministries. The Present Civilian Government Set Up A Contract Review Panel And We Have Identified A Lot Of Inflated Contract Funds Which Are Presently Floating In The Central Bank Of Nigeria Ready For Payment.
However, By Virtue Of Our Position As Civil Servants And Members Of This Panel, We Cannot Acquire This Money In Our Names. I Have Therefore, Been Delegated As A Matter Of Trust By My Colleagues Of The Panel To Look For An Overseas Partner Into Whose Account We Would Transfer The Sum Of Us$21,320,000.00(twenty One Million, Three Hundred And Twenty Thousand U.s Dollars). Hence We Are Writing You This Letter. We Have Agreed To Share The Money Thus; 1. 20% For The Account Owner 2. 70% For Us (the Officials) 3. 10% To Be Used In Settling Taxation And All Local And Foreign Expenses. It Is From The 70% That We Wish To Commence The Importation Business.
Please,note That This Transaction Is 100% Safe And We Hope To Commence The Transfer Latest Seven (7) Banking Days From The Date Of The Receipt Of The Following Informatiom By Tel/fax; 234-1-7740449, Your Company's Signed, And Stamped Letterhead Paper The Above Information Will Enable Us Write Letters Of Claim And Job Description Respectively. This Way We Will Use Your Company's Name To Apply For Payment And Re-award The Contract In Your Company's Name.
We Are Looking Forward To Doing This Business With You And Solicit Your Confidentiality In This Transation. Please Acknowledge The Receipt Of This Letter Using The Above Tel/fax Numbers. I Will Send You Detailed Information Of This Pending Project When I Have Heard From You.
Yours Faithfully,
Dr Clement Okon
Note; Please Quote This Reference Number (ve/s/09/99) In All Your Responses.
God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.
First, I Must Solicit Your Strictest Confidence In This Transaction. This Is By Virtue Of Its Nature As Being Utterly Confidential And 'top Secret'. I Am Sure And Have Confidence Of Your Ability And Reliability To Prosecute A Transaction Of This Great Magnitude Involving A Pending Transaction Requiring Maxiimum Confidence.
We Are Top Official Of The Federal Government Contract Review Panel Who Are Interested In Imporation Of Goods Into Our Country With Funds Which Are Presently Trapped In Nigeria. In Order To Commence This Business We Solicit Your Assistance To Enable Us Transfer Into Your Account The Said Trapped Funds.
The Source Of This Fund Is As Follows; During The Last Military Regime Here In Nigeria, The Government Officials Set Up Companies And Awarded Themselves Contracts Which Were Grossly Over-invoiced In Various Ministries. The Present Civilian Government Set Up A Contract Review Panel And We Have Identified A Lot Of Inflated Contract Funds Which Are Presently Floating In The Central Bank Of Nigeria Ready For Payment.
However, By Virtue Of Our Position As Civil Servants And Members Of This Panel, We Cannot Acquire This Money In Our Names. I Have Therefore, Been Delegated As A Matter Of Trust By My Colleagues Of The Panel To Look For An Overseas Partner Into Whose Account We Would Transfer The Sum Of Us$21,320,000.00(twenty One Million, Three Hundred And Twenty Thousand U.s Dollars). Hence We Are Writing You This Letter. We Have Agreed To Share The Money Thus; 1. 20% For The Account Owner 2. 70% For Us (the Officials) 3. 10% To Be Used In Settling Taxation And All Local And Foreign Expenses. It Is From The 70% That We Wish To Commence The Importation Business.
Please,note That This Transaction Is 100% Safe And We Hope To Commence The Transfer Latest Seven (7) Banking Days From The Date Of The Receipt Of The Following Informatiom By Tel/fax; 234-1-7740449, Your Company's Signed, And Stamped Letterhead Paper The Above Information Will Enable Us Write Letters Of Claim And Job Description Respectively. This Way We Will Use Your Company's Name To Apply For Payment And Re-award The Contract In Your Company's Name.
We Are Looking Forward To Doing This Business With You And Solicit Your Confidentiality In This Transation. Please Acknowledge The Receipt Of This Letter Using The Above Tel/fax Numbers. I Will Send You Detailed Information Of This Pending Project When I Have Heard From You.
Yours Faithfully,
Dr Clement Okon
Note; Please Quote This Reference Number (ve/s/09/99) In All Your Responses.
Ricker, that reminds me of something I wrote in response to a Myspace message I got from some random user a couple months ago...
To: QFT
Date: Sep 1, 2005 9:07 PM
Did anyone tell you that you are ridiculously good looking? As the matter of fact I have a project that you would be perfect for. I was talking with Steve the model coordinator and thats when he told me about the new thing that Calvin Klein is putting out. We had a couple of drinks at club Paris and then proceeded to his place for a night cap. It didn't go quite as I had imagined, but I was able to get some facts on the casting, so you might have an in with them. Its with Lori Wyman casting in Miami, they are looking for fashion models for an upcoming line of cologne called Demue. If you would like to be submitted I will need your info. asap. Thanks, looking forfard to working with you.
(myspacer)
Hmmm...
Dear (myspacer),
Hello! Yes, in fact I have been called incredibly good looking, by males and females alike. And a few I wasn't so sure about, as well. Unfortunately, my current political situation does not allow me to visit your "Miami." My real name is Hakwanduclkwee Zilmbliickshoe, and I am a political refugee from South Guanaclechsoeksze in Africa. My father, who was the most prolific businessman in the country was killed by radicals last month when they overthrew the government. Currently, they are trying to freeze and seize my family's assets, which are quite sizeable, in excess of $100,000,000. It is by God's great fortune that my handsome yet pouty good looks have brought you to me on this great day. If you are willing to house my family's vastly sizeable assets in your bank account temporarily until I can relocate to North Guanaclechsoeksze, I guarantee that there will be a sizeable reward for you. If such a venture interests you, all I require is the necessary transaction fee of $5,000 and your bank account number. And nudie pics.
With humblest and most sincere thanks,
QFT
P.S. Sorry for the lack of spelling errors in this letter. I'm new at this Nigerian Email thing.
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