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  • Smoken
    Fearless Yellow
    • Nov 2001
    • 228

    #1

    Paintball Speech

    Hey guys & gals of AO,
    I have to give a four minute speech on any topic for school. I want it to be about some aspect of paintball (it's always on my mind so it should be easy
    ). My question for you is, What should my topic be? Any ideas would be appreciated. Thanks.
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  • ThePatriot

    #2
    How about, what is paintball....state some major misconceptions and put those misconceptions to rest with the class. I am sure theres enough data in that topic to talk for 4 minutes, and you know VERY highly of it...so just use that

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    • covadsucks
      Got Beer?
      • Dec 2001
      • 1324

      #3
      Or aside from the who's and what's, Give a speech about your first time playing, the feelings running through your body, the fears, adrenaline rush. The good stuff you recall from yer inuaguration into the sport. I'm sure it'll be much longer than 4 minutes.


      "When you get married, you learn really quick that there's a good time, and a not so good time, to start playin' snap-shooting-from-behind-the-couch moves with a brand new $1,000 paintball gun." -Jack & Coke

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      • Smoken
        Fearless Yellow
        • Nov 2001
        • 228

        #4
        That's kinda my problem, it has to be within like 15 seconds of four minutes so I need to narrow i down a little.
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        • ThePatriot

          #5
          Talk about what is paintball, the biggest misconception, which is, its a war game. Then talk about how its just tag with paintballs that dont hurt as bad as people say, format that into 4 mins, it can be done

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          • Ov3rmind
            Speechless
            • Nov 2001
            • 2637

            #6
            Yes, give a speech on the misconceptions of paintball, and describe how our sport is really played. I, myself, wrote an article for my school newspaper, and it got in! It has the possibility of reaching over 4000 parents, administrators, and classmates! If you guys ever get the chance to do something like this, DO IT! Our sport is in need of help, because the media is tearing it apart.
            Converge Kills

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            • Miscue
              Super Moderator

              • Oct 2000
              • 7105

              #7
              I did a 10 minute presentation on paintball... just rambling... I ran out of time.

              4 minutes FLIES by... I'd just give a quick blurb to get people interested in the sport. Tell them what it's about, how it's safe, anybody can play... ridiculous fun.

              I would not go into detail with the equipment, you'll run out of time.

              Bring a visual aid... maybe paintballs... pictures of players/equipment than you can show while you're talking.

              Don't bring in any equipment though... A mask would be ok...

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              • TheBigRaguPB4L
                Proud Loser!
                • May 2001
                • 1639

                #8
                man i wish i was into paintball when i was in school. i could talk forever about paintball. and i remember quite a few class representations on reports that we had to do. not to mention i could never figure out what to base those reports on. if only i knew.....
                http://www.automags.org/forums/showt...light=feedback

                My girlfriend said that if i bought another paintball gun, she'd leave me........ I sure am going to miss her.

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                • cphilip
                  Former Moderator

                  • Jun 2026
                  • 16216

                  #9
                  Stress the safety aspects for sure.


                  AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

                  cphilip.com

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                  • Smoken
                    Fearless Yellow
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 228

                    #10
                    Thanks for your help guys. I'm gonna be using alot of your ideas. I'm stressin' the not-a-wargame, safety, and the friendly people of our sport such as those here on AO. If you want I'll post it here when I'm done writin' it.
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                    • personman

                      #11
                      bring a BE mask or a mask lens and a hammer and show how hard it is to crack a mask, and show how safe it is, and also tell them that paintball is a misunderstood sport, and stuff like that..
                      also bring a paintball or two, one to squish with you bare hands, and one to pass around or somthing. that will show them that the object is not hard, and even though it is flung at high speeds, it is easily broken.

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                      • MajorDamage
                        King of Polyester!
                        • Dec 2000
                        • 3141

                        #12
                        Bring your pack and mask, and use your hand like a marker, and run around pretending to play, using desks as bunkers . "Get that guy on the back left desk! Quick quick! Bunker him! ahhhhh, coverfire! Cover fire!, theres someone in the front right desk!" lol , then just keep sliding into the other "bunkers"...lol yup

                        ENDO!
                        Oldskool

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                        • MINIMAGMAN
                          President of AGD (no...)
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 108

                          #13
                          IMO, u shouldnt do a speech about paintball at all, unless its a speech about a certain sport, (not a hobby) cause you'll be considered a loser (its true) by the other students if they dont know what paintball is, to many people, paintball is a sport that "rednecks" play and its not cool to them...but thats how we feel about it in new york city anyways, this happened to me, and i felt embarrassed, then i kicked the kid's asses who made fun of me and that was the end of it :P

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                          • personman

                            #14
                            lmao, I like Major's Idea.. but then again, thats not a speech..

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                            • hitmanng
                              Slayer of Sacred Cows
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 1237

                              #15
                              Perswasive speach on why you should play. Man I really cannot spell.
                              Hitmanng

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