most embarrassing pb moment(for you)

[SpitFire1299]

Having to wear a smart parts jersey to be able to play with a 3man team.

[Automaggot68]

I pulled a deadwalk at Velocity Paintball in SoCal.
I shot 11 people, one bounced.
The ref then pulled me for 'cheating'.
/sigh

[slade]

way back when i got my mag, before i knew anything about it i was getting so much bolt stick because i didnt know i was supposed to torque the rear grip frame screw. the first game after i took it apart i got bolt stick, couldnt shoot, was trying to fix it... and finally it did shoot. and hit my teammate, 2 feet away from me . ...she didnt play again. thats okay though, i never liked her anyway.

one time my freestyle was low on air (that happens too much...) so i crawled to the end of the snake, and there was a kid at a mini temple cross field in clear view. i started shooting and could see the balls visibly dropping off (maybe 100-200 fps). he leaned into the bunker, i kept shooting, couldnt see any paint on him. then he pops out and yells "im out already!!" i got pulled for overshooting.

a while ago i was playing on a sand speedball field, wearing hiking boots. i decided to make a bunker move, ran, shot one person out, kept running... then tripped over myself trying to run sideways on sand in hiking boots while shooting. i fell down next to a bunker with two people in it. i actually shot one of them from the ground, but got totally lit up

i made a pretty stupid move again while trying to run sideways and shoot cross-field. i ended up running into a bunker hey, at least i didnt fall down or drop my marker

/P.S., i wear cleats now.

[wanna-b-ballin']

being half asleep and unobservant, and thinking i would be sneaky and try to be invincable with my tippy in a beginners game.
turned out i was wrong and in an intermediate game, and i never made it to the bunker i wanted. i wanted their 40.
i was really sleepy.

[Dark Side]

wearing boots with no tread on a concrete floor with woods chips. Slid right past my bunker, got shot on the top of my head, hit the floor and laid there thinking how much I loved the game.

[Cow hunter]

xouple similar things happened to me........
wet carpet indoor wearing totally flat bottomed vans..... overslid bunker by 7ft...... got lit up with pink paint.......
total behind-back-perfect bunker (one of my most perfect moves ever..... i was on the opposite sides of this kids bunker for 45 seconds) he was lying on his stomach,i came round by his feet standing over him..... then my mag stopped...... bolt stick......yelled surrender anywayz.....he rolls over shoots me in stomach.......
worst part is...... these both happened in the same day...... belive it was last week on sunday....



i also remember someone elses worst day...... it was after a small time tourney me and my friend were takin on the losing teams...... both me and another teamate were in the same bunker, he got out, other team starts to walk off...... pop out and shoot them all in the backs 3 times each..... they felt really stoopid..... i would too if my whole team got out by one person in 5 seconds.....

[White_Noise]

doing a practice slide, with barrel condom on, my gun spun, and as the barrel condom flew off, i shot myself in the neck.

[Carbon]

tripping over myself: off the break at a tourney, at rec games, at practice.