1999 Topless Paintball Calander (sorry no pics:))

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  • 1977FordBronco
    Registered User
    • Oct 2004
    • 104

    #1

    1999 Topless Paintball Calander (sorry no pics:))

    I was at the old pb store today, which has changed managers in the last couple months. The new manager has been cleaning years and years of paintball "stuff" out of the office and came across several calanders distributed by warped sportz in 1999. There are two versions, a bikini and a topless calander! It was so unbelievably cheesy. A girl crawling around naked in the woods with an oldschool JT mask and LED Angel just isn't my bag I guess, but whatever. Anyway, I've only been playing for a little under two years and wanted to know if any of you remember theses and who has some dusty copies under their beds. Sorry if this should be in friendly, I jsut thought it was funny.
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  • GT
    Automag?
    • Dec 2001
    • 5786

    #2
    I would love to see the pics!
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    • 1977FordBronco
      Registered User
      • Oct 2004
      • 104

      #3
      It's just funny how they took the pictures...The pictures in the bikini calander are exactly the same poses and scenes. I think they took the bikini shot and then ripped the top off and took another one. The pictures were of the highest quality I assure you
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      CCI Phantom_Black Dust
      Original Tippmann Model 98 F/S with Extras

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      • CrimsonGhost
        Distracted

        • Jan 2004
        • 478

        #4
        I think I have 2 of these somewhere. I got them from KAPP ...I think one of the guys at KAPP s GF's was one of the models.
        Yes, I think it was a WARPED thing though.
        I think the nekkid version had "splats" over the more...tender bits of the women.
        It was made at the end of the "goggles only"era so...the masks they were wearing were pretty normal for the time.

        Yeah, it was like a velveeta log slapped between 2 pieces of wonder bread....CHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSEEEEEEE!!!!

        Twas good for a quick oggle and a round of "Eewww" or "Niiiice!"
        " Remember what the door mouse said..."

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        • Mr. BoBo
          I like pumps . . .
          • Dec 2004
          • 59

          #5
          Originally posted by CrimsonGhost
          I think I have 2 of these somewhere.
          Why have I never seen said cheesy calendar?

          Bring them by and I'll scan them in :-)

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          • SCpoloRicker
            HA HA I'm custom!!1
            • Jan 2004
            • 4375

            #6
            Pre-order.

            /in black
            God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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            • Recon by Fire
              Enimo Et Fide
              • Mar 2003
              • 1706

              #7
              Send pics!

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              • CrimsonGhost
                Distracted

                • Jan 2004
                • 478

                #8
                Originally posted by Mr. BoBo
                Why have I never seen said cheesy calendar?

                Bring them by and I'll scan them in :-)
                Becasue it would involve me sorting through a bunch of gear and garbage I have NO desire to sort through. lol.

                I will try and see if I have them still.
                I had one of each so we can post the pg ish ones ...then email the not so pg ish ones to ADULT members who would like to laugh at the stuff that was "cool" or "the stuff" 6-7 years ago .
                " Remember what the door mouse said..."

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                • fire1811
                  Firefighter
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 4930

                  #9
                  I actually still have one of those calanders hanging in my garage
                  "The Few Who Do Are The Envy Of The Many Who Only Stand And Watch"

                  Alway Remember *343*

                  Si vis pacem, para bellum

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                  • Dark Side
                    RPG Fan Club President
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 1212

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CrimsonGhost

                    Yeah, it was like a velveeta log slapped between 2 pieces of wonder bread....CHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSEEEEEEE!!!!

                    How can any calender with half naked women sporting paintball gear be cheesy?

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                    • SPECK

                      #11
                      I think it would be hot, lol.

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                      • fire1811
                        Firefighter
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 4930

                        #12
                        Hold on I will post the pictures
                        "The Few Who Do Are The Envy Of The Many Who Only Stand And Watch"

                        Alway Remember *343*

                        Si vis pacem, para bellum

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                        • warbeak2099
                          That is my foot!
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 4447

                          #13
                          I'd pm them to people who are interested as opposed to posting them in pb talk. You might get in trouble with the mods.
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                          • fire1811
                            Firefighter
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 4930

                            #14
                            It was a joke ------>
                            "The Few Who Do Are The Envy Of The Many Who Only Stand And Watch"

                            Alway Remember *343*

                            Si vis pacem, para bellum

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                            • warbeak2099
                              That is my foot!
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 4447

                              #15
                              Oh... I feel so sheepish. here should be a smiley for that, a smiley sheep.

                              EDIT: Here's some:



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