Why Does AGD suck so bad???

[RavishingEddie]

So what if AGD is out of the competitive market? One day, Dye, Smart Parts, and WDP will own EVERYONE PLAYING COMPETITION PAINTBALL. People will buy their guns new and then get bent over because they're so common they have no resale value. Small companies that try to stay in the competition market will go under, unable to transition their expensive guns to the rec ball market. People will be sued. Businesses, homes, and lives will be destroyed by the quest for the almighty dollar. Worshipers of Ollie Lang will realize he is a false God when he retires becuase Dye made him rich and their perception of reality will be so horribly shaken that they will take their own lives in strange rituals on the steps of Dye's new corporate office at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Smart Parts and WDP's epic struggle will result in a strange atomic explosion leading to the British Isles to be forever thrown into the sea...

...all this, and X-mags will still be faster than whatever the big 3 can produce.

...I can live with that.

Simply awesome post. I love AO and all you guys. This is the best cult I ever joined!

[Indignant]

hahahahaha.




this thread FTW!

[Jrhan762]

Simply awesome post. I love AO and all you guys. This is the best cult I ever joined!

"...best cult I ever joined!" Haha. I'm keepin' that one!

[Jrhan762]

As long as the overlords bring the beer we're fine. Canadians this week? Bring plenty of Molson! Ice if you got it.

Canadians without ice? That'll be the day. Isn't half their country a frozen, uninhabitable, pine-tree covered margarita?

[SCpoloRicker]

I just ran out of paper clips and post-it notes ...

Marcia
AGD-USA

*golfclap*

Marcia wins teh intarwebs!1

[bleachit]

Canadians without ice? That'll be the day. Isn't half their country a frozen, uninhabitable, pine-tree covered margarita?

I think he meant Molson Ice Beer

[REDRT]

I think he meant Molson Ice Beer

ding,ding,ding we have a winner...

[bleachit]

what'd I win? what'd I win?

[REDRT]

what'd I win? what'd I win?

You have won a... A dancing banana!!!
audience claps and chears

[cowboy_00]

Gee ADD MUCH

Wow...if this isnt one of the most ADD threads in the world. I love it, AGD doesnt suck i just picked up my 3rd AGD marker and a Warp.

Both are awesome and whoop the hell out of other AGG guns out there...and all i do is play scenario/recball.

Nothing like 30bps at a tree...or better yet an aluminum bunker.

anyway just wanted to mention the slow downfall of this thread from Attempted Flame War to Dancing Bananas.

[bleachit]

Wow...if this isnt one of the most ADD threads in the world. I love it, AGD doesnt suck i just picked up my 3rd AGD marker and a Warp.

Both are awesome and whoop the hell out of other AGG guns out there...and all i do is play scenario/recball.

Nothing like 30bps at a tree...or better yet an aluminum bunker.

anyway just wanted to mention the slow downfall of this thread from Attempted Flame War to Dancing Bananas.

Hey! you need to stay off topic... trying to get back to the topic of the original post, Im pretty
sure, is a bannable offense!

You have won a... A dancing banana!!!
audience claps and chears

I was never a fan of the dancing bannas... I guess its a good thing I bought cookies before I came home from work..

mmmmm cookies

[Jrhan762]

I think he meant Molson Ice Beer

Haha! I need to drink more.

[Jrhan762]

Wow...if this isnt one of the most ADD threads in the world. I love it, AGD doesnt suck i just picked up my 3rd AGD marker and a Warp.

Both are awesome and whoop the hell out of other AGG guns out there...and all i do is play scenario/recball.

Nothing like 30bps at a tree...or better yet an aluminum bunker.

anyway just wanted to mention the slow downfall of this thread from Attempted Flame War to Dancing Bananas.

Actually, I think the worst thing that can happen is for this thread to get back on topic. I think that hbeyond flaming, simple logic and facts have shown beyond reasonable doubt that AGD doesn't suck. Getting back on topic is a waste of time.

So it's official: This is now the dancing banana thread!



Haha, now i'm gonna get flamed. God help me...

[LONEWOLFOO1]

so tunaman date for the warp feed tac one bodys?

[m-a-r-k-7]

So it's official: This is now the dancing banana thread!



Haha, now i'm gonna get flamed. God help me...

Banana Fever!