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  • Cow hunter
    300fps=204.54mph
    • Aug 2005
    • 1521

    #1

    i feel really stupid now....

    well today i felt like i knew nothing about mags, it was unbelivable....... so ive got a few questions, but first a story, and please note this is as close as i can remember it happening

    So today i went down to the local paintball store, which IMO the prices are pretty high..... i went to get my friend a new feedneck for his ion as a present. As i go to the store the only one there is the owner, who is a real interesting person, and has two facial expressions, straight poker face, and angry sneer. i begin to talk to him, hes nice enough, then i ask him if he carries angel threaded feednecks.He asks if i have an angel, and i say "no its for a mag" He looks at me as if i were stupid and says "they dont use angel threaded feednecks" i assure him they do, and he sayd that not all of them do, i agree, becuase he is the official on everythg paintball, and in some way is most likley to be right. then i ask him his opinion on mags and he tells me they're outdated. Asking him why, he says "because they're old".
    ***at this point, im using a diolague, its faster***
    Me;"so everything old is oudated?"
    Him;"not really, just mags, and i dont like the concept that they work exactly like a nail gun, back in the day those were the hottest thing around, i loved em, they were overdesigned for their time, but now theyre outdated"
    Me;"ok.... but can something outdated do 32bps?"
    Him;"nothing can"
    Me;"are you sure? have you ever seen he Q loader or Halo victory board testing by Zak vetter? Put 2200 unregulated psi into a mag valve, then used a computer sound graph thing"
    Him;"you dont mean the sound chronoghraph used by real guns do you? It is not only proven innaccurate, but nothing can do a full 32bps, the clostest possible is 27bps. Sure some things can CYCLE 32cps, but not full cycles, therefore not counting as shots'
    Me;"alright....."
    him;"trust me, i have actiley been playing paintball for 19 years, i am a certified gunsmith and a certified airsmith, i know what i am talking about, if you are going to disagree with me, you need more of a prepaedness than that"
    Me;"have you heard about the X valve though?"
    Him" i have, it is exactly the same as any other mag valve, except it is lighter, and uses lighter pressure in the bolt"
    Me;"do you mean more pressure to cause reactiveness?"
    Him;"no i mean there is less of a pressure in the bolt"
    (at this point im lost, and feel like i know nothing, i go on talking about things unimportant, and are consistanly either proven wrong, or "aced" by him in some way. I decide to leave, saying how sorry i was for questioning him, i really meant it, he did seem to know mroe than anyone i have ever met)






    So now i feel like i can never go back there for doubting him, but id like to know


    1; what other mainbodies use anything other than angel threads?
    2;Is it true what he said? can nothing do 32bps?
    3;what did he mean by the X valve comment?
    4;I pesonally dont think they're outdated, but what do you guys here think?
    5; was i bieng an idiot?
    6; was i even correct on what i said?


    EDit; 7; how could i prove that a mag can do 32bps?(remember he claims everything ive seen is false)
    Last edited by Cow hunter; 03-17-2006, 10:26 PM.
  • behemoth
    SVSTC?
    • Nov 2002
    • 7750

    #2
    Hit the store owner in the teeth with a baseball bat.

    Then take any angel threaded neck you want.

    And the cash drawer contents.

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    • geekwarrior
      MIA
      • Oct 2005
      • 2581

      #3
      Originally posted by behemoth
      Hit the store owner in the teeth with a baseball bat.

      Then take any angel threaded neck you want.

      And the cash drawer contents.

      your solutions to problems rock

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      • mobsterboy
        Mr.StealYoDallara

        • Aug 2004
        • 2371

        #4
        ok,
        1)None, its either pf, vert or angel threaded, and the other two take elbows
        2)BS
        3)He prob wanted to save face for his ignorance, which has blinded him
        4)Well, no, they aren't. Once fully done my HyperMag will be running against the best and brightest, aka Dm's Pm's, Shockers, Cockers, Ions, Nerves etc...
        5)No, its called DITH syndrome(Deer in the headlights). Basically he pulled random crap facts out of his gluteus and it was so apauling to you that someone would even think to say something so ridiculous about mags that you drew a blank.
        6)The angel threading was correct, the 32 bps was correct, and if you told him his ignorance is blinding him and it will be his undoing, you would be correct. There is not "lower pressure" behind the bolt. The Xvalve was a redesigned valve to produce a more reactive trigger pull.

        I once had a "certified tech" tell me that all automag valves are the same and the only ROF difference is how fast we can actually pull the trigger. Of course, i stared him straight in the face and told him to never speak of, touch or tech automags ever again. People are just dumb.
        RAWR
        Dallara Den

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        • mobsterboy
          Mr.StealYoDallara

          • Aug 2004
          • 2371

          #5
          Originally posted by behemoth
          Hit the store owner in the teeth with a baseball bat.

          Then take any angel threaded neck you want.

          And the cash drawer contents.
          Point of reference here, just the TEETH, not the mouth, nose, lips or face. So tell him to smile

          By the way, if you went for an ion feedneck, how the subject for angel feednecks? ions use the imp/ion threads
          RAWR
          Dallara Den

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          • Rudz
            Registered User

            • Apr 2005
            • 5087

            #6
            sweet

            Originally posted by behemoth
            Hit the store owner in the teeth with a baseball bat.

            Then take any angel threaded neck you want.

            And the cash drawer contents.
            why stop at feednecks? id go for atleast a case of paint atleast...a couple barrels...u should gouge his eye out too....
            BEO MAFIA
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            • Cow hunter
              300fps=204.54mph
              • Aug 2005
              • 1521

              #7
              Originally posted by mobsterboy
              Point of reference here, just the TEETH, not the mouth, nose, lips or face. So tell him to smile

              By the way, if you went for an ion feedneck, how the subject for angel feednecks? ions use the imp/ion threads
              i was wondering if i could get a feedneck for my mag, so i asked if he had angel feednecks.......

              he didnt have any, but even if he did i wouldnt of paid $42



              why stop at feednecks? id go for atleast a case of paint atleast...a couple barrels...u should gouge his eye out too....
              if i were to take anything, id load up my van

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              • REDRT
                Mags, Y use anything else
                • Apr 2004
                • 1854

                #8
                Originally posted by behemoth
                Hit the store owner in the teeth with a baseball bat.

                Then take any angel threaded neck you want.

                And the cash drawer contents.
                There is a job for you on Politically Incorrect.

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                • etjoyride
                  0:-1
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 2149

                  #9
                  I would write down a few known resources, maybe get a copy of the zak vetter video, and then go back and show up that stupid(or dillusioned) store owner to what real facts are.

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                  • REDRT
                    Mags, Y use anything else
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 1854

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mobsterboy
                    ok,
                    1)None, its either pf, vert or angel threaded, and the other two take elbows
                    2)BS
                    3)He prob wanted to save face for his ignorance, which has blinded him
                    4)Well, no, they aren't. Once fully done my HyperMag will be running against the best and brightest, aka Dm's Pm's, Shockers, Cockers, Ions, Nerves etc...
                    5)No, its called DITH syndrome(Deer in the headlights). Basically he pulled random crap facts out of his gluteus and it was so apauling to you that someone would even think to say something so ridiculous about mags that you drew a blank.
                    6)The angel threading was correct, the 32 bps was correct, and if you told him his ignorance is blinding him and it will be his undoing, you would be correct. There is not "lower pressure" behind the bolt. The Xvalve was a redesigned valve to produce a more reactive trigger pull.

                    I once had a "certified tech" tell me that all automag valves are the same and the only ROF difference is how fast we can actually pull the trigger. Of course, i stared him straight in the face and told him to never speak of, touch or tech automags ever again. People are just dumb.
                    The X valve was a break threw in weight savings and the first aluminum Mag valve, but it has slightly smaller ports than the SS valves I do believe. I'm not positive, but I would say that might not be correct. Seems to me I read somewhere here about this. Not that there is any noticable difference in the recharge time or trigger feel.

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                    • ThePixelGuru
                      Guru of Pixels
                      • May 2005
                      • 1461

                      #11
                      Originally posted by etjoyride
                      I would write down a few known resources, maybe get a copy of the zak vetter video, and then go back and show up that stupid(or dillusioned) store owner to what real facts are.
                      First you should make a bet with him since he obviously knows so much. Say, $50 vs a feedneck?

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                      • AGD
                        The man from AGD

                        • Oct 2000
                        • 5916

                        #12
                        Go back there and tell him you talked to Tom Kaye and he was surprised the store owner was still around.

                        Tell him Tom thought you died of stupidity....


                        AGD
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                        • pachytriton
                          gowing
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 288

                          #13
                          It would be awesome to get this shop owner to read this thread!

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                          • BigEvil
                            www.BigEvilOnline.com

                            • Feb 2005
                            • 9333

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AGD
                            Go back there and tell him you talked to Tom Kaye and he was surprised the store owner was still around.

                            Tell him Tom thought you died of stupidity....


                            AGD

                            Then hit him with the bat. Leave a PBNation sticker on his unconscience body to throw the cops off.

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                            • Geoff Call
                              Paintball Charleston

                              • Aug 2005
                              • 408

                              #15
                              Originally posted by AGD
                              Go back there and tell him you talked to Tom Kaye and he was surprised the store owner was still around.

                              Tell him Tom thought you died of stupidity....


                              AGD

                              Ahahahaha

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