$1,695.00 Bottle Opener

[Mechanic79]

Feed your fetish needs. For some, it's about price. For others, it's just about performance. But for some of us, it has to be different. Elite. Special. We only share a common gene with a select few. For those chosen few, we proudly introduce the Dark Ego paintball marker. This is the first collaboration between Warped Sportz, America's premiere customizer and Planet Eclipse, quite possibly the highest quality manufacturer on the globe. Their Ego paintball marker was hands down the most popular marker of 2005, combining Planet's reputation for high-performance and high style.

Features:

Only 25 markers will be released per month, meticulously assembled by hand in the UK at Planet, and sent to Warped Sportz. Each marker will come with a numbered certificate of authenticity signed by Warped Sportz Owner Ed Poorman.
Custom-sculpted body
Numbered with certificate of authenticity
Lifetime free service agreement
Special Edition "Star" Gripframe including extended finger-space, and a special gripper with bottle opener for that trip to the podium
Special Edition Ego 6 High-Flow Inline Regulator with swivel bottom
One piece del rin bolt - currently exclusive to the Dark Ego
Free Warped Sportz t-shirt with every order

http://www.actionvillage.com/is-bin/...AAAEJkD8MxXSu#



You better get an umbrella for that drink:

http://www.theumbrellahat.com/?gcli...CFQ-qJAodBTpCuw

[mag_lover05]

first belt buckles. then flip flops. now a paintball gun? what next?

[onedude36]

Great marketing. Creative? Kinda but not really.

Edit: i prefer that to the idea that a new cut or engraving on a gun is consider PL. At least its different.

[REDRT]

One would think for the price they could have given it a little more zing, zip, zap.
Really alot to pay for no bling...

[st6212]

I can see it now....

buddy 1: Mmmm....need a drink. Got a bottle opener?
buddy 2: Yeah on my Ego?
buddy 1: Wow...cool! Pass it here I need to use it.
buddy 2: OH...HELL NO!
buddy 1: Wha?! Why not?
buddy 2: I don't wanna ruin the anno! Back OFF! *cuddles Ego*

[ahellers]

awsome now i can open a beer while i play paint ball
t

[punkncat]

Thats

[GT]

aside from the bottle opener, isnt this excatly what an xmag is?

[warbeak2099]

Wow, that is ridiculous. It's got no performance difference over an 06 EGO. What a waste.

[ahellers]

if only it had a tooth pick and a little pair of tweesers. hmm... do the swiss make a paintball gun?
t

[JRingold]

So they figure they can't get it to make toast, so why not open beer bottles?

Last time I checked, you'd need a corkscrew not a bottle opener on the podium, well unless you choose Miller High Life, "The Champagne of Beer".

Why don't they put something useful on a marker these days, like a build-in chronograph or bps meter so everyone knows when they are cheating?

P.S. for a second there I thought you might have been complaining about your DevilMag...

[Pyroboy597]

Ego's already have a built in BPS meter... many guns do..

[JRingold]

Interesting... Does it notify anyone if they exceed the limitation set.

[PnueMagger]

howbout a built in fps meter?

[SummaryJudgement]

if only it had a tooth pick and a little pair of tweesers. hmm... do the swiss make a paintball gun?
t

Don't forget scissors and a tiny magnifying glass to start fires with