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  • RavishingEddie
    Creator of the EMAG 9

    • Feb 2006
    • 727

    #1

    I just came up with an Ingenious Idea.


    I was talking to my friends the other day and I said "Hey guys what is something that you guys value more now than before" They all answered with "Trigger fingers" Now please don't copy my idea, because if you do you will be cursed with bad acne and irreversible bad breath.

    I came up with an idea to have portable finger massage/warmers. Only for your index and middle fingers. It will simply slide on and relax your finger muscles and help improve your rate of fire. I haven't told this to anyone only you guys. My original idea was to sell stimulant pills that would alter your nervous system and give you uncontrollable twitches in your fingers and help produce high ROF, but I like the Ravishing finger warmers better.

    Tell me what you guys think? Succes or No success?
  • Cow hunter
    300fps=204.54mph
    • Aug 2005
    • 1521

    #2
    well, we COULD do that, or those people with markers capable/worth bieng walked could just turn on ramping/get a board that has ramping

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    • RavishingEddie
      Creator of the EMAG 9

      • Feb 2006
      • 727

      #3
      Originally posted by Cow hunter
      well, we COULD do that, or those people with markers capable/worth bieng walked could just turn on ramping/get a board that has ramping
      Comon you never heard of Marketing?? You know " Super Nasa space material" "Approved by doctors to promote healthy fingers" etc. The kids and parents will eat this stuff.

      As a matter of fact, has anyone here had any far out ideas to include into this sport? example: Rocket packs, xray goggles etc.

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      • REDRT
        Mags, Y use anything else
        • Apr 2004
        • 1854

        #4
        Warm apple pie for them fingures?

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        • -Tab
          FKA whydoineedausername
          • Jul 2003
          • 1929

          #5
          Originally posted by RavishingEddie

          I was talking to my friends the other day and I said "Hey guys what is something that you guys value more now than before" They all answered with "Trigger fingers" Now please don't copy my idea, because if you do you will be cursed with bad acne and irreversible bad breath.

          I came up with an idea to have portable finger massage/warmers. Only for your index and middle fingers. It will simply slide on and relax your finger muscles and help improve your rate of fire. I haven't told this to anyone only you guys. My original idea was to sell stimulant pills that would alter your nervous system and give you uncontrollable twitches in your fingers and help produce high ROF, but I like the Ravishing finger warmers better.

          Tell me what you guys think? Succes or No success?

          If it's proven to work, I'm sold. I'm right handed, but that hand is ungodly slow compared to my left hand.
          The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves. 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.


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          • sisco87
            Run Like an Antelope
            • May 2004
            • 671

            #6
            Originally posted by REDRT
            Warm apple pie for them fingures?

            That got me laughing!

            But on your idea there....it may be a little sketchy. Idk, maybe if it actually worked and made a difference.


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            • MoeMag
              Still here.
              • Dec 2005
              • 1821

              #7

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              • nate2k191
                texas a+m maroon
                • Feb 2003
                • 1170

                #8
                except it wouldnt fit on my recently broken trigger finger:



                I haven't been able to walk a trigger for about a week now - or go paintballing or anything too physical. at least it doesnt hurt much at all
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                • Jotsy
                  ya dirty dirty shisno
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 262

                  #9
                  if yer gonna go that far, why not have them connected to your marker so that if the eyes don't detect a ball, or they detect a break, then you stop shooting. maybe even give you a little electric shock to let you know. i guess they would have to be connected wirelessly tho unless you want cables comin out of your arm, but if thats the case then you mite have problem with people "hacking" your arm lol

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                  • ahellers
                    USCG "I save lives"
                    • Jan 2006
                    • 681

                    #10
                    or you could just watch an episode of pokiman befor you start playing.... that should get you twitching well enough
                    t

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                    • Maggot6
                      Registered User
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 1527

                      #11
                      Oh yes, ingenious...

                      Well, I think your ingenious idea came around 2 (has it been 2?) years of ramping to late..

                      However, if your ingenious idea will stop at nothing until it takes over the notorious paintballing finger world, you might as well market it to people like Doc, nearly hibernating up there in alaska. I'm sure their fingers may have needed some warm apple pie here or there.

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                      • murphy54
                        Registered User
                        • May 2006
                        • 8

                        #12
                        man you are weird

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                        • Stealthed_Banana

                          #13
                          Originally posted by murphy54
                          man you are weird
                          Whats with all of the nonsense posts?
                          You have 8 posts,5-7 of which are on the front page.

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                          • Army
                            Moderator of DOOOOOOOOMMM!

                            • Oct 2000
                            • 5785

                            #14
                            I put my hand in my pocket....

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                            • Pyroboy597
                              We need more room for titl
                              • May 2004
                              • 518

                              #15
                              Something more effective woule be to come up with a small plastic/metal device that would help people actually improve the speed of their fingers through excercising certain muscles.
                              IM SORRY AO FOR DISOBEYING YOUR SIG RULES!!!! FORGIVE ME!!!

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