if a paintball gun turned into a car...

[Cow hunter]

saw this on PBN, and i thought it was a great thread, so i think AO could make it even better...

f a paintball gun turned into a car, what kind of car do you think it would be?

what i think
DM's - Ferrari, fast, different type of look but still awesome
Angel - Porsche, some people think all nice cars are porsches, smooth lines
Ego - Lambourghini, rips, sleek looks
Autococker -old jags, sweet cars, when they work
Tippman - toyota, reliable is what they are
Spyder - ford, lots of em, for cheap, and easy to work on
Ion -corvette, both have a fiber/plastic shell
Shocker - maybe a mustang?
mags- '69 chevelle SS, gas pigs, fast as hell
AKA's-lotus 7, can be made to be gas efficent, fast, and uber light
phantoms/pumps- motorcycles, require more skill than drivng

[garto]

I think the mag should be an H1 hummer: Gas guzzler that will go through anything in its path.

[master_alexander]

i think that the ion would be some kind of kit car... like you take a civic cassis(sp) and then basically end up putting on a ferrari shell...

[VFX_Fenix]

I'd depart a little from your list actually -

DYE Matrix - Zonda, Performance at a premium.
Angel - Aston Martin DB8, Classic lines.
Ion - Toyota MR2 Mk1 and Mk2 (1985 - 1995), The average joe's performance car.
Mag - Ford GT/40 Mk1, Turned the world upside down yeeeeeeeeears ago and still not all that bad.
Shocker SFT - Lotus Exige, The MR2 Mk3 as it should have been.
Ego - Ariel Atom, Ludicrous power to weight ratio.
Timmy - Honda Civic, Just add rice.

Edit: Anyone think I'm obsessed with mid-engine cars?

[Kyle.Kimber]

I'd depart a little from your list actually -

DYE Matrix - Zonda, Performance at a premium.
Angel - Aston Martin DB8, Classic lines.
Ion - Toyota MR2 Mk1 and Mk2 (1985 - 1995), The average joe's performance car.
Mag - Ford GT/40 Mk1, Turned the world upside down yeeeeeeeeears ago and still not all that bad.
Shocker SFT - Lotus Exige, The MR2 Mk3 as it should have been.
Ego - Ariel Atom, Ludicrous power to weight ratio.
Timmy - Honda Civic, Just add rice.

Edit: Anyone think I'm obsessed with mid-engine cars?

DYE MATRIX would be a Bugatti Veyron, not a Pagani Zonda.

Oh, and if you were obsessed with mid engine cars, you would of said Timmy was an NSX.

[etjoyride]

i tihnk a DM4 would be a bugatti due to the speed and slightly more curving lines of a DM4. A DM5 and 6 seem to fit a zonda. Also, a timmy would be more like a crossfire or something along those lines. fast, can be had for cheap, but add some of the fancy doodads and the price starts to fly.

[scrumpy]

If paintball guns were cars I don't think they would sell very well on the account that a paintball gun can't actually go anywhere under its own power and I don't think a person alive could ride
in /on one

[Kyle.Kimber]

saw this on PBN, and i thought it was a great thread, so i think AO could make it even better...

f a paintball gun turned into a car, what kind of car do you think it would be?

what i think
DM's - Ferrari, fast, different type of look but still awesome
Angel - Porsche, some people think all nice cars are porsches, smooth lines
Ego - Lambourghini, rips, sleek looks
Autococker -old jags, sweet cars, when they work
Tippman - toyota, reliable is what they are
Spyder - ford, lots of em, for cheap, and easy to work on
Ion -corvette, both have a fiber/plastic shell
Shocker - maybe a mustang?
mags- '69 chevelle SS, gas pigs, fast as hell
AKA's-lotus 7, can be made to be gas efficent, fast, and uber light
phantoms/pumps- motorcycles, require more skill than drivng

An Ego wouldn't be a LAMBORGHINI because first of all they don't rip, and secondly, Lambo's are notorious for being crappily made compared to other supercars.

[r-unit]

ego's would be like...eh....i'd say bmw's. sorta fast, but speed isn't what theyre about.

[etjoyride]

I othught egos were all about speed?

[Cow hunter]

An Ego wouldn't be a LAMBORGHINI because first of all they don't rip, and secondly, Lambo's are notorious for being crappily made compared to other supercars.

i copy pasted half another guys list and just left it unchanged, in my mind an ego would be plymouth superbird

what would an atom be? (0-60 in 2.9sec )

http://www.arielatom.com/ariel/site.php

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariel_Atom

[RapidTransit]

Mags = '65 Plymouth Belvedere 426 Max Wedge
Ions = Fox Bodied Mustangs

[magman007]

dm4-zonda
dm5-slr
dm6- koeniggsegg

[VFX_Fenix]

DYE MATRIX would be a Bugatti Veyron, not a Pagani Zonda.

Oh, and if you were obsessed with mid engine cars, you would of said Timmy was an NSX.

I'd argue the Veyron on the simple basis of the fact that they aren't the fastest guns in production.

And I can't in good conciense call a Timmy an NSX for the simple fact that an NSX doesn't have a million and one appearance packages which do nothing for performance as a general rule. Timmy = Rice = Civic.

EDIT - And yes, Cow, that would be the Ariel Atom of which I spoke.

[RavishingEddie]

I think my Emag would be a something like this:

http://www.new-dream.de/image/wallpaper/auto/porsche/porsche-04.jpg

Stylish and sleek yet powerful..