Best Big Fish Stories....

[bentothejam1n]

Wait, I don't get it, what exactly did you do?

basically he got all the players out on the opposing team, without shooting one shot

[hitech]

This was written by a friend of mine, but I liked it!

Can I hang out with you...


So there we were, the day was getting late, I'm shot out and sitting on the sidelines trying to catch my breath and watching my poor friend Larry being converged on. He's the last man standing on our team of 8. It's 3 on 1. He's on our 20 hunkered behind a cylinder shaped inflatable on it's side. He pops over the top and snap shoots one. There's a murmur in the crowd that's formed to watch this poor soul. The last two are converging, one man on each side. It gets silent, He knows it's time for concern. He peeks out the right side and sees one coming. He rolls around the right side, His E-Mag roars to life and he drops back into position. The enemy's hand raises and he steps over the rope into the safety of the neutral zone. Again the crowd stirs. Larry then figures the last man is coming on his left. He rolls to the right side of his prop. The enemy advances and glances at the spot he's sure Larry was. Then obviously figuring Larry must have backed up to the next prop begins to hammer it while walking towards him. He passes Larry's position and once again the E-Mag rips to life. The crowd goes nuts this time. The enemy's hand goes up and he comes out and voices his disapproval of his own performance. Larry runs downfield to be sure his team has indeed been victorious.....it was sweet, sorry you missed it.

Larry came and sat next to me to catch his breathe on the grassy hill. I said "Man, your a badass! Can I hang out with you?"

A bit later in the day we were just about the last two playing. Larry asks, "is it just us?" I said, I think so, but after what I just saw I aint playin one on one with you!

[NewbieMagMan10988]

Lets see...

I was playing indoor reball with my palmer PGP (on purpose). We do a 4 on 4 game. I run to the left snake off the break and get in clean (yes!!). I look out and see two bad guys and two good guys walknig off. 2 on 2 now.

I see that the last two are in the back stand ups. Back right is wailing on my team mate center 20ish. Back left (right in front of me) is doing the same. I RUN like hell and manage to bunker back left just as he calls my move. I quick reload (two balls in the gun now) and shoot at back right, and miss, reload shoot, and THACK, head shot.

Everyone watching was like "did the pump guy get both of them? NO WAY!!!"

Keep in mind they were shooting ego's or DM's or timmies or some paint waster.....



I cried a little.

[punkncat]

Woodsball stories get great.

"you know there all blue right" .

At Regulators a few years back.....

I had gone on a deep "recon" into enemy territory with about 10 of my own teammates. We got into a heavy firefight, and I ended up in a bush (more of a hedge really) off the side of a main road. A larger group of the other team comes walking down the road and I end up sniping off about 5-6 of them before they figured out where I was shooting from.

I ran out of the bush back towards where my team had been and presumably still were. I run into a group of about a dozen people and stop, telling them that there was some heavy activity back on the road...just about the time we all notice that they are all wearing different color bands. I scream at the top of my lungs and fire across them in a line, while trying to run away as fast as I could. I actually suprized them so much that I ALMOST got away.....lol.

[WenULiVeUdiE]

This is a story of friend on mine, so it may be alittle shakey.

The game sarted out as 5 v.5 airball. My friend runs to the right 30 dorito. As he gets there, he sees 2 walk off. Throughout the course of the game, he notices 2 others walk off. At that moment he sees the last player in the snake, so he decides to bunker him. As he rounds the first knuckle of the snake(Now this is a smaller than normal snake with a dorito for a knuckle and a long laydown brick thing for the snake part.), he starts shooting. However, the other player decides to stand up and run backwards. He then runs around the snake with my friend running after him trying to shoot him. Finally, after my friend literally chased the other kid around the snake twice, he shot the opposing player.

It was by far the funniest and oddest bunker move I have ever seen. He was promptly congratulated by many players for his performance in the snake.

Fake Edit- I guess this will qualify-

I was playing at a charity speedball event for a player who passed away. Back then I was shooting a single trigger RT Mag. Now everyone else had Timmies and DM's and such. In fact, Advantage PB was even there.
The game starts with me running to the left 20 brick. I quickly moved up to the snake. As I am doing so, 2 of my 5 players get shot. It's now 3 on 5, great. I move up to about the 40 of the snake. I see someone on the other end of the snake as he slides in. I manage to snap him out as soon as he comes out. Then my focus turns to the player in the back left can. I start to gun fight with him and I keep him down for a while. While he is down, one of their players moves up to the X and the other goes for a run through on the right dorito side. I manage to snag the guy on the run through after he gets one of mine out. Then, I focus on the man in the X- I see his foot in between the bottom of the X and snag him. Bam, now it is back to 1 on 1. Awesome, now to gun fight my way out of the snake and get the back left can out. However, as soon as I go to snap shoot, I get gogged. It was by far the coolest game ever.

[Toll]

Pretty short, but I found it amusing :

Usual agg Kiddies vs me and two walk ons who were alright.

*game starts in 5*
*agg kiddy smack talk*

They all make a break for the left side of the field for some reason..They all get eliminated in about .5 seconds.


What makes it funny? Outside of the smack is the fact they were all clearly angled where they were going to be running to..so we just put the paint there. No talking between the 3 of us and we all knew it was so obvious. Next game they do the same thing...we get 2 off the break and the last one we just keep firing shots at his bunker and keeps his head down. After about 5 seconds he just walks off the field.


Not a real big story, but amusing none the less. My big fish stories tend to be me winning things as it's a fairly rare occourance ^^

[Arstron]

This happend a few years back, before I started trading guns every week and only had my trusty 68 classic with a remote, co2, and not even a foregrip.

We was in the woods at my local field, which I know pretty well, lots of thick brush, trees with low branshes, 3 foot tall grass, the works. The teams are even numbers wise, but experience wise the opposing team has an advantage. My teamates decided the best option would be to hide at our base and stay hidden so we could ambush the other team when they walked by... (Why doesnt this every work?) The opposing team gets around 100 feet away and our guys open up and start shooting. At this field the 2 main bases are the worst place to be bunkered down at, there is no where to run and the grass is actually pretty low in that area. We start loosing players fairly fast so I came up with this "brite" idea as a last ditch effort. I decided to remove the remote hose from my marker, drop my pack and pods and screwd my co2 tank right into my asa (no foregrip, no expansion chamber, just a hose running strait into the valve). I thought it would be a great idea if I tried to run past a small opening they had on the left flank, hoping I wouldnt get shot so I could come back from behind them and maybe kill a few. I take off runing as my team starts laying down suppresion fire, the entire other team focuses on me, I make it past them and run a little further to where I am safe, I then check my self and have a ref check me and not a single ball busted that hit me. I start sneaking back towards the other team and notice 5 guys walking back towards me so I duck into the bushes. As they get closer I notice they have their barrel plugs in and everyone else is coming back also, I ask what happend and they told me that a guy had run past their team like he was crazy so everyone started shooting at him. At the same time, the other team shot all of them.

It wasnt the craziest thing I ever done on the field, but its the craziest thing that was actually succesful.

[Ken Majors]

About 2 years ago a bunch of guys and I were playing some woodsball at Great Lakes Paintball in Bellevue, Ohio.

We played all day and some of the guys that came out were playing for the first time, so they were using rentals. Pro carbines or Pro Lites....anyway....there was a team of 5 kids on the speedball/hyperball field practicing.

We were packing to leave and these kids asked if we wanted to play some speedball to get rid of any excess paint. Only three guys had any paint left so they all went out.
The rest of us went to watch...As soon as they said 3,2,1 go go go....My friend from work, who had never played paintball before that day, shot all three opposing players with 3 shots from a rental Pro carbine. I have never seen anything like it.

The next game didn't quite go as smoothly....but that first game was priceless.

[scarpa43]

A couple years ago I was playing some rec ball, the game was basically a bunch of walk ons on a speadball field about an acre in size or so.
It was a 10 minute game (or whatever), about 6 minutes into it each side is at a stalemate, people shooting but nobody moving.
With about a minute left I figured I can make a bold move and be out in a few seconds or the game will time out in about a minute.
So I get out of my bunker, run to the tape and take off down the length of the field (lamely trying to shoot at people the whole time).
Everyone just kind of looks at me but does not react, so I get to the other end of the field and suddenly I am looking at the back of about 15 players from the other team.
I started picking them off as fast as I could since the game was about to end
The most amazing part is that every person I shot got up as though they had no idea where they had been shot from.

[onedude36]

Not me. 2 loud brothers filling in at a team practice. Practice ends, they decide to do 1 on 1s. Both are trash talkers. 3 2 1 go, player 1 lanes left side, blows through 3/4 hopper. Player 2 runs straight up to the X. Player 2 gogs player 1 with 1 ball. ooOOOooo. Same thing happens again. oooOOOOooooOOOOooo. I guess you had to be there.

[mr.mag218]

last time i played, my gun starts acting up on me (o crap what do i do?!) than i notice theres only one guy left on the opposing team. my other two guys are back players and keep the fella down fairly well. so what to do?

i set down my gun, grab a pod open it and run up on the guy. i whipped a whole pod of paint on him, and he called himself out

[Timmee]

One time, my roommate and I were playing some renegade ball with some other people (I had an original fat striker Spyder, and my roommate had a Stingray I). My roommate was on the other team for the last game. The game starts off kind of slow (big property), but I eventually find someone to shoot at. I let off a burst, and he ended up moving back. I raised my marker higher to compensate, and I ended up missing him (overshot his position). Unbeknownst to me, my roommate was moving about 10-20 yards behind him, and when I overshot, I ended up getting him instead.

[sbpyro]

My moment of glory

Was playing at the local field with my college paintball club. Several of the guys were late and ended up on the other team. They were the tourney players in the club and a pretty good.
So the entire day the other team was just wiping the floor with us (partial thanks to some of our guys and mostly due to the amount or newbies we had.) So last game was to find the flag and bring it into your goal (which differed from where you started). So we send one of my guys with a dozen or so newbies to secure the goal. And the rest of us were looking for the flag.
We engaged the other team at the stream. They have the high ground and better cover but we had an overwhelm force of ppl. As part of my team starts to break the line, we find out the flag is in the stream and we were closer to it. The rest of my club starts to rally the newbies and we approach with the numbers game. We back them off a little but there was absolutely no cover near the flag. Figuring if we held there any longer they would just flank us. I took six ppl and just rushed towards the flag. I grabbed the flag and ran back through my line yelling cover fire.
Since I had to run back and around to the goal I knew I couldn't be slowed down by my gear. I tossed my mag to a teammate and hollering the entire way cover fire. I got within 50 ft of the goal and the area was really rocky. I hopped from rock to rock until 10ft from the goal when my momentum carried me too far and I missed a step and as I was falling I tossed the flag to my teammate who had secured the goal and he ran it in for the victory. So after that game the guys from the other team came out and said,"Hey we saw you running scared. Whats a matter don't have the guts to face us." I laughed before telling them what actually happened.

[slade]

last time i played, my gun starts acting up on me (o crap what do i do?!) than i notice theres only one guy left on the opposing team. my other two guys are back players and keep the fella down fairly well. so what to do?

i set down my gun, grab a pod open it and run up on the guy. i whipped a whole pod of paint on him, and he called himself out

i tried doing that at my field, although my ref strictly enforces NPPL rules he called me out as soon as i took 5 steps from the bunker where i left my gun.