Who has Friends Like This?

[don miguel]

They probably set that up, or if they didn't, sucks for him.

[mobsterboy]

if that was me and my friend did that to me....castration with a rusty spoon...

[CKY_Alliance]

Thats kinda how i felt when i got stuck in a 2 on 1 tonight and one of the guys put ****ing 15 on me.....because i "turned on him and shot him"....when generally when someone bunkers me, yes i do turn to get the 1 for 1 it's just a reaction..but this time i actually didnt. I couldnt bc i fell backwards...he got shot when i snapped out on his way to me....worst ive ever been shot and it was walk on ...not even a tournament....ehh whatever i needed to rant..i hate bias fields/ref's


If it where my "friend" i woulda killed em

[FARMER00]

that's just great.......... reminds me of when I was a teenager. (yes, I had friends like that, I was a friend like that........ and we are all still friends.)

me too but im still a teenager

[master_alexander]

heh, yeah. while walking into the band hall today after school (im a nerd, yeah.) my friend (just joined the army, senior) comes up and punches me full on in the crotch. he didnt hit exactly my balls, but rather my schlong, then pushing into my balls. it didnt hurt that bad but it game me a stomach ache. right after that, he was carrying out the podium (so hes walking with a big metal ladder hes carrying behind his back) and i punch him in the nuts. he was down for around 10 minutes just sitting there saying oh my god im going to kill you when i stand up. i just laughed and laughed and laughed. then we had a truce. i wonder how long this will last :)

[dahoeb]

punches me full on in the crotch. he didnt hit exactly my balls, but rather my schlong, then pushing into my balls.

aahhh too many details!
at least you got the last laugh though

i've been shot in almost every spot i can imagine (almost ), but i have NEVER been shot in the nuts. just thinking about it though makes me a little nauseous. i know my time will eventually come though.

[olinar]

o man last time i played i was havin it real rough.my pos spyder chhopped like 3 balls in the chamber in wnet into the hopper putting my gun out f duty.then my lens fogged up so i couldnt see a thing.so as i was tryin to wipe of my lense my frined comes from my left side and just starts blzin one me.my mask wasnt on and i just wanted to turn away to avoid a facial.he clipped my left nut on the first shot and the shock went into the right.i couldnt breathe for a couple seconds and could barely walk for a while.it was stupid on my part but it makes a helluva stor now.

[jenarelJAM]

o man last time i played i was havin it real rough.my pos spyder chhopped like 3 balls in the chamber in wnet into the hopper putting my gun out f duty.then my lens fogged up so i couldnt see a thing.so as i was tryin to wipe of my lense my frined comes from my left side and just starts blzin one me.my mask wasnt on and i just wanted to turn away to avoid a facial.he clipped my left nut on the first shot and the shock went into the right.i couldnt breathe for a couple seconds and could barely walk for a while.it was stupid on my part but it makes a helluva stor now.

Want to try it one more time, but in english?
/just messin...

[thefool]

the solution is to wear a cup. You dont even feel it if you do.

[Sir_Brass]

the solution is to wear a cup. You dont even feel it if you do.

Exactly.

Paintball Proverbs 26:1
"The fool sayeth in his heart, 'I need no cup.'"

[mobsterboy]

Exactly.

Paintball Proverbs 26:1
"The fool sayeth in his heart, 'I need no cup.'"

that made me lol

[jenarelJAM]

I never wear a cup, but I do have that pad thing in my paintball pants. I dunno, I've been shot in the nuts once, and I'd rather be shot there again and deal with the extreme pain(once, not multiple times) than have to wear a cup every time I play. Sides, 90% of the time, I'm behind the bunker anyways.

[StygShore]

baseball sliding shorts with a piece of closed cell phone, 2 density like the ones in your knee pads if possible.

Dont even know you are wearing protection, and saved me on many occasion.


Styg

[Madmarx]

baseball sliding shorts with a piece of closed cell phone, 2 density like the ones in your knee pads if possible.

Dont even know you are wearing protection, and saved me on many occasion.


Styg

You put a cell phone in your shorts?
Man that has to be uncomfortable!

[RoLLonBombs]

as someone else said i have friends liek that, and i am a friend like that lol onnalloween we had a party at my boys house, and this one kid came by in like full batman outfit and me and my friend had jut got back form a day of ballin and where liek man you gotta ket us light you up on vid in that costume , and he was like alright for w/e reason and man bat man got lit up like at least 250 paintballs from my magand my friends 2k cocker no vid tho we took it on cell phone came outs hti just see a black figure standing and then turning orange

but afterwards he had settled a long time debate he said my friend with the cocker was shooting him slower and the grouping was much more erratic while i had hit him at least 3x the speed and almost all in exact same spot :-) mags ftw hes lettin us do it again this weekend becasue for w/e reaon he wnats to have his own funny youtube vid