Best Paintball Stories, V3.14159.....

[Piranti]

Hey now, if shes an Ex shes fair game

[mobsterboy]

Hey now, if shes an Ex shes fair game

trust me on this one, dont do it

[behemoth]

Hey now, if shes an Ex shes fair game

Youre right, go ahead.

[Lenny]

Youre right, go ahead.

(I'm going to regret that sooner or later...)

[mobsterboy]

(I'm going to regret that sooner or later...)

worse...

as in I'd rather kiss a baby whale...

[behemoth]

Lenny, I'm going to stich 'baby whale' up your back in PSP uncapped.

[Lenny]

Lenny, I'm going to stich 'baby whale' up your back in PSP uncapped.

How? You play pump!

Just wait 'till I get my 'Mag back from Joe! (Whom I still have to pay...)

[Lenny]

worse...

as in I'd rather kiss a baby whale...

Huh? You're wierd. Why would you want to do that?

[tbizzle0]

hah, i got a story. some friends and i were playin at a local field, on this one course...i think it's called 'the fort'. anyways, my two best friends are the only guys left (on opposite teams) on the far right side of the field. one of my friends, anthony, is at the bottom of a very mildly steep hill behind a bunker.

the other, bryce, was on the top of the small hill behind a bunker, he starts to make a run for it, but just on the other side of his bunker was a small log that had fallen. lol, he didnt see it. so he trips, right as he was starting to build speed, then does some sort of uncoordinated superman dive and falls on his face, throwing his gun immediately. here lies my busted friend, gun about 15 feet away from him, kinda moaning in pain, and laughing a little bit.

backtrack a bit, the other guy, a little fearful from seeing his friend starting to rush him, takes cover behind his bunker. then he peeks out and sees my friend, immediately lets out a 5-8 round burst without a seconds hesitation. all of the shots land on his mask and the top of his head. once he realizes he just shot a hurt, unarmed....and now pissed off player....oh man it was soo funny. we were cryin on the sidelines. heh, we never let him live that down. lol, nice shooting though, i'll give him that

[mobsterboy]

Huh? You're wierd. Why would you want to do that?

Theres a story so gruesome that it makes me wince at thinking someone else would go after his girlfriend.

Oh, and 06 Borg FTW, so think again about just pump...

[Dubstar112]

Agreed. First thing I look for in a marker is reliability and ease of maintenance. After that, feel, speed(tho everything is fine these days), and appearance last.

You have a good theory. Try to make it work when jonny has mommy with $$$$ in the proshop.

[Caboose]

It was pretty cool of you to help my nephew hold off the other team for the last few minutes of the game this morning. It was hist first day of playing and he had a blast, its good to see there are still good people out there .

Thanks :) He's a cool little guy. Hopefully he develops a love for the sport