Well I am playing recball at HSP (Hollywood Sports Paintball). The refs get done with thier briefing (they do it before each and every game), everyone is at the starting points the refs then allow us to take our barrel condoms off, but not shoot till they blow the whistle to start the game.
Well of course alot of people start to fire thier markers making a bloody racket. They shoot the corrugated steel sheets from 5-10 feet away making anything the refs say or blowing of the whistle inaudable. So since I want to hear when the game starts, and of course follow the rules I tell a twat with an Angel to stop firing so we can hear the start of the game. Of course the wanker gets all hot and bothered that someone told him what to do and came back with a lame excuse of, get ready for it your gonna laugh....."I need to make sure my marker works before we start." I didn't want to make a scene, but egads I was trying sooo hard not to bust out laughing.
I mean come on, didn't your marker work 10 minutes ago in the Chrono Station, or on the field at the last game? I looked at his marker then looked at my mag shrugged and tried hard not to laugh.
Of course I ended up on the field with him in the same area and asked him where the hostiles were as if nothing happened.
Then again I was having settings issues with my Mini so my mag came back out of the mag aired it up put paint in it then went to the chrono station, 275, 275, 276, 275 =)
For your amusement =) for you folks that do this type of thing no offense, but I try to follow the rules set forth by my fields refs. Usually there are good reasons for following them.
Well of course alot of people start to fire thier markers making a bloody racket. They shoot the corrugated steel sheets from 5-10 feet away making anything the refs say or blowing of the whistle inaudable. So since I want to hear when the game starts, and of course follow the rules I tell a twat with an Angel to stop firing so we can hear the start of the game. Of course the wanker gets all hot and bothered that someone told him what to do and came back with a lame excuse of, get ready for it your gonna laugh....."I need to make sure my marker works before we start." I didn't want to make a scene, but egads I was trying sooo hard not to bust out laughing.
I mean come on, didn't your marker work 10 minutes ago in the Chrono Station, or on the field at the last game? I looked at his marker then looked at my mag shrugged and tried hard not to laugh.
Of course I ended up on the field with him in the same area and asked him where the hostiles were as if nothing happened.
Then again I was having settings issues with my Mini so my mag came back out of the mag aired it up put paint in it then went to the chrono station, 275, 275, 276, 275 =)
For your amusement =) for you folks that do this type of thing no offense, but I try to follow the rules set forth by my fields refs. Usually there are good reasons for following them.


Maybe you should work for the Donald?
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