New Players Guide to Marker Selection from PBN

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  • Lohman446
    Useful posts: 7
    • Jun 2003
    • 9315

    #1

    New Players Guide to Marker Selection from PBN

    Last edited by Lohman446; 02-15-2007, 07:39 PM.
    "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess
  • kruger
    KRUGER GRIPS

    • Jun 2004
    • 1915

    #2
    I actually read that whole thing. And, it dawned on me that, even tho it was written in jest, it is so true of a lot that goes on on PBN. Not all, granted, but you do see the very thing that he is joking about happen.
    WOW, sigs. Havent seen these in a while here on AO.

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    • Chronobreak
      Rec Poster
      • Mar 2003
      • 5055

      #3
      yeah its one of the better post

      sadly i think the intent of the post is lost on the ones that need to understand it

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      • Tunaman
        Specialized AGD Tech

        • Dec 2000
        • 8643

        #4
        You forgot # 7...
        (7) Go out and buy the last gun you will ever need...a Mag of course. But you knew that the whole time right?
        Email me for low prices on ALL AGD Products and more. [email protected]
        Tunamart

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        • turbo chicken
          waiting for MY pump kit...
          • Mar 2006
          • 568

          #5
          hehehehe

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          • blamtro
            Poor gun whore
            • Sep 2005
            • 461

            #6
            O MAY GAWDZWSH! THarT Wont PerPETU8 Da CYCLE! NOOB!

            Originally posted by Tunaman
            You forgot # 7...
            (7) Go out and buy the last gun you will ever need...a Mag of course. But you knew that the whole time right?

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            • Tao
              Registered User
              • Jan 2006
              • 834

              #7
              .....PURE GOLD!

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              • Lee
                Team Trigger Happy
                • Nov 2002
                • 2395

                #8
                Mum-Dollarz.

                hilarious.

                Florida peeps...step up!!
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                "They do not preach that their God will rouse them a little before the nuts work loose."
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                • Lohman446
                  Useful posts: 7
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 9315

                  #9
                  I love this line

                  Top tip: The ability to design, manufacture and sell a marker does not mean a company knows how to set them up from the box, so make sure to add custom settings by pressing as many buttons and dip switches as possible before you go anywhere near a field
                  "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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                  • mag_lover05
                    AEQUITAS
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 970

                    #10
                    best thread ever

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                    • REDRT
                      Mags, Y use anything else
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 1854

                      #11
                      I enjoyed reading that one. Got a good chuckle from it to.

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                      • Arstron
                        fusionowners.org

                        • Mar 2005
                        • 2347

                        #12
                        That was a great find, I am going to post that on FO. It is sad that even part of the paintball world really does do this.

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                        • Aslan
                          Don't Ban Me...Love Me
                          • May 2005
                          • 954

                          #13
                          You forgot a few key ones that annoy me more than any others:

                          1) Talk about how great you are going to be when your gun arrives because you're going to play sniper style.

                          2) Before knowing how to take marker apart, ask everyone for a list of upgrades you should add to the gun (especially if it's a cocker or A-5 where the most useless "upgrades" are plentiful).

                          3) Start vs. threads

                          4) Take your $600 marker and hook it to a CO2 tank because God forbid you should spend the extra $35 for HPA.

                          5) Once you get the marker, talk about all the scenario games you would like to play but can't because you ain't got your licsence yet.

                          6) Ask how you can get sponsored.

                          7) Start post, "How do you raise money to play paintball?"

                          8) Disclose to the World that your plan is to turn pro so you can play paintball as your job...after high school and college...

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