New Players Guide to Marker Selection from PBN
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I actually read that whole thing. And, it dawned on me that, even tho it was written in jest, it is so true of a lot that goes on on PBN. Not all, granted, but you do see the very thing that he is joking about happen.WOW, sigs. Havent seen these in a while here on AO. -
yeah its one of the better post
sadly i think the intent of the post is lost on the ones that need to understand it

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You forgot # 7...
(7) Go out and buy the last gun you will ever need...a Mag of course. But you knew that the whole time right?
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Mum-Dollarz.
hilarious.
Florida peeps...step up!!
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-Rudyard Kipling: The Sons of Martha
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I love this line
Top tip: The ability to design, manufacture and sell a marker does not mean a company knows how to set them up from the box, so make sure to add custom settings by pressing as many buttons and dip switches as possible before you go anywhere near a field"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr SuessComment
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You forgot a few key ones that annoy me more than any others:
1) Talk about how great you are going to be when your gun arrives because you're going to play sniper style.
2) Before knowing how to take marker apart, ask everyone for a list of upgrades you should add to the gun (especially if it's a cocker or A-5 where the most useless "upgrades" are plentiful).
3) Start vs. threads
4) Take your $600 marker and hook it to a CO2 tank because God forbid you should spend the extra $35 for HPA.
5) Once you get the marker, talk about all the scenario games you would like to play but can't because you ain't got your licsence yet.
6) Ask how you can get sponsored.
7) Start post, "How do you raise money to play paintball?"
8) Disclose to the World that your plan is to turn pro so you can play paintball as your job...after high school and college...Comment



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