AGD Shop

[Ninjeff]

Hey ive recently learned that AGD is based in Illinois. Is that true?
So i got to thinking...well I live in Illinois, i wonder if they do "tours" or have something cool for mag owner s to come and check out. It would be worth a trip i think. Just curious, has anyone ever been to AGD?

[Chronobreak]

Hey ive recently learned that AGD is based in Illinois. Is that true?
So i got to thinking...well I live in Illinois, i wonder if they do "tours" or have something cool for mag owner s to come and check out. It would be worth a trip i think. Just curious, has anyone ever been to AGD?

they have done tours, and whatnot of the shops.

i would call ahead and see if they will have somone to spare. i dont think its very cost effective for agd to do tours.

[REDRT]

I can see it now...

What else do they have to do? I figure it is full of cobb webs and dust. Maybe even human remains. No one has heard from Zupe in a while...

[punkncat]

What else do they have to do? I figure it is full of cobb webs and dust. Maybe even human remains. No one has heard from Zupe in a while...

I LOL'ed.

But now that you know, the 's are coming.....

[Ninjeff]

hmm, well, i figure...hey, they are in Illinois, Im in illinois, and it would be a fun time. So why not? Maybe i will call in and see...just for giggles.

[SpecialBlend2786]

I know MacDev does stuff like that. When I visited their factory in Sydney, James and Bourke sat down with me and talked for a couple hours. I'm sure AGD would do the same.

[warbeak2099]

They'll probably just kidnap you and eat you.

[BigEvil]

Zupe is just fine btw..

[warbeak2099]

Zupe is just fine btw..

No he's a cannibal.

[peewee]

What else do they have to do? I figure it is full of cobb webs and dust. Maybe even human remains. No one has heard from Zupe in a while...

No human remains.... Dead elves

[spaz66777]

I think my elves are on strike...the oppression they are facing and all.

[warbeak2099]

I think my elves are on strike...the oppression they are facing and all.

No that just means they're old. Send them back to AGD and Zupe will eat them and send you new ones.

[zorrotmm]

Hey ive recently learned that AGD is based in Illinois. Is that true?
So i got to thinking...well I live in Illinois, i wonder if they do "tours" or have something cool for mag owner s to come and check out. It would be worth a trip i think. Just curious, has anyone ever been to AGD?

I thought the same thing a couple of years ago. So, I did visit their office but it's nothing special. First of all, it's kind of hard to find. If you walk in and ask for a tour, they'll probably let you, but first they'll give you a look that kind of says "well, if you really WANT to....". And the reason they give you that look is when you walk in there's the secretary, the vice president across from her, and a tech guy in the back room. And it literally is about three rooms, the office, storage and assembly/tech space. They used to own the whole building, but it's not exactly the gory days of AGD anymore. Don't get me wrong, they were all acomodating and I had a really good talk with Roman, one of their techs, but what I just told you is about as close as you need to get to a tour. But if you're just dying to do it, knock yourself out.

[p8ntbal4me]

Smart Parts does tours as well.

But you need to fill out some 300+ page disclaimer/waiver,... there was a nurses station too!
I didnt really understand why they needed a pint of my blood before touching any of their products.

There is a nifty store where you can buy some of the professional used guns before they hit the market. Anyone under the age of 18 must bring parental permission to purchase merchandise as the store only deals in souls.

Across the street is a nice little motel they co-own, I tried looking it up under the yellow pages but "Pergatory Burner Bunker" did Google so well. I do have a number if anyone wants it though, 1-800-992-2147, ask for "Satan".

Anyone looking for used Smart Parts gear,.. let me know!! Im always looking for a buyer to take up my remaining contract years in hell,.. err,.. I mean,.. the remainder of the warrenty is still good!

[Tao]

Smart Parts does tours as well.

But you need to fill out some 300+ page disclaimer/waiver,... there was a nurses station too!
I didnt really understand why they needed a pint of my blood before touching any of their products.

There is a nifty store where you can buy some of the professional used guns before they hit the market. Anyone under the age of 18 must bring parental permission to purchase merchandise as the store only deals in souls.

Across the street is a nice little motel they co-own, I tried looking it up under the yellow pages but "Pergatory Burner Bunker" did Google so well. I do have a number if anyone wants it though, 1-800-992-2147, ask for "Satan".

Anyone looking for used Smart Parts gear,.. let me know!! Im always looking for a buyer to take up my remaining contract years in hell,.. err,.. I mean,.. the remainder of the warrenty is still good!

They have the nurses station probably because they wouldn't want to be taken to court....I don't think they like that sort of thing....