In my never ending quest to piss off you...

[Ole Unka Phil]

... liberal communist socialist bass turds....

I give you the best thing to come out of Jerusalem since Jesus....



Cry... Sarah .... Cry

[Ken Majors]

Is a Bass turd just a little lower than a Tenor turd?
What about an Alto turd?
Soprano turd?.....fuhgetaboutit!!!

Oh...nice Uzi too

[Beemer]

... liberal communist socialist bass turds....

I give you the best thing to come out of Jerusalem since Jesus....

Cry... Sarah .... Cry

Yaw dats very nice. That would be the second best thing then. You know what second place is! We took turd place at a tourny once.

[geekwarrior]

that thing is legal were you live?

for hunting purposes right?

[Target Practice]

GODDAMNIT PHIL

[personman]

Er... Phil, can I shoot some... deer? with that when I'm in town?
Beautiful. I cant wait to get up to Clemson, I'm pretty sure I'll be living in Calhoun with some of my sophomore friends. I want to see sum'ya guns. BTW when I was up there for orientation I tried to call your office but I guess you weren't working.

[Pneumagger]

Phil, did you need a class III for the gun and the supressor? Cause if you needed 2 class II's, I feel bad for the raping your wallet took on paperwork

Anyways, nice buy. Full auto capability I assume? Nothing saddens me like closed bolt semi autos that are mere shadows of their full auto counterparts. I just picked up a ruger 22/45 today... I really want to pick up a gemtech supressor for it to shoot subsonics with, but class III items are mounds of paperwork and fees. Not tough to get, just a run-around.

[punkncat]

Your cake is getting a bit nutty is it not?

j/k

[kevdupuis]

What a scarry picture, Unka Phil riding a Vespa with an Uzi strapped to his back.

[Ole Unka Phil]

Naw, nothing special. It's a Semi Auto version and that is a fake suppressor. Primary need for the fake Suppressor is they make you have a 16" barrel which looks dorky like a pencil necked geek without the fake on there to give it some heft. So, to be legal and not spend the moola on a tax stamp (for now) I just put that on. Some day I hope to spend the $200 and SBR the thing. But no, I can't afford a FA. They are going for like 7 grand now. Plus the paperwork and fee's! However, its been demonstrated over and over that the you can be more accurate in semi. So, just have to settle for the mirrors of the things. Dam laws.

Personman, you will cordialy be invited to a shoot when you get here. Perhaps that weekend before school starts? Bring some of your roomy's that are into it too.

We will shoot any of them you want. AR, AK and Uzi... Don't call my office number. It's a trick. PM me and I will give you my Cell number.

There ain't a dam word in the constitution about the "right to hunt"!