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  • talls
    Member
    • Aug 2001
    • 266

    #1

    Dumbest thing you have done on a paintball field

    Ok lets here some of the embarassing moments that you guys have experienced while playing.

    Mine has to be about a year ago when I was going to bunker someone and my pack fell off. I went to stop to pick it up, but seeing how it had poored down rain the night before the ground was a little wet. Yep you guessed it, I busted it right in the middle of the field. And to add insult to injury the guy I was going to bunker came and did me in. So what is everyones all time embarassing moments?
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  • personman

    #2
    At my birthday party, when I first used my m98, I was playing, and my brothers friend asked me to use it, so Im like ok, and he uses it. Game over, then I ask for it back so I can load it up to play next round while he is still on the field. He hands it to me around the netting, barrel plug off, and I give him back his rental gun. So I walk about 10 steps and someone yells "DUDE WHERES YOUR BARREL PLUG!?!" and Im like aw ****. And I yell through the netting "You forgot the barrel plug!" And he is like "Oh.." so he hands it to me..
    I felt really stupid.

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    • Failure
      I Love Techno
      • Nov 2001
      • 487

      #3
      Every time I go out and play with my friend he feels the need to kick something and act like a tough guy if he gets eliminated...thats extremely embarassing. I'm working with him on that though.

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      • SoupRman
        Hyper
        • Jul 2001
        • 652

        #4
        along time ago, playign a little rec. ball, guard the flag and i was teh defensive team. there is a boundary that we cannot pass, but the offensive team surrounding the peremter had no limits. so before the games starts 10.. 9.. i wanted to be all the way in the front, to make a few eliminations. i pop offlike 20 balls, pop, pop, i think i get one. but to make a long story short, i was payin more attention to cow patties then where i was and a ref called me out of bounds. i went to the staging area, but an older player and a ref, made a big deal out of "converting" me to the other side 2-waying all the other refs.

        might not sound alot, but i sure was embarrassed.
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        • ThePatriot

          #5
          Beat this...it was a speedballish field, bunkers made of big plastic sewer piping and wooden bunkers. In the middle of the game i decide to sprint up to the 50 bunker, yeah well the big black piping stuff wasnt quite as heavy as i had originally thought....I came from a full sprint, and slammed into it to stop, knocking it over. This left me totally exposed, caught in the crossfire of my team and the enemy, without protection...i did make it to another bunker tho, but dam, i felt sooooo stupid, everyone saw me knock it over to.

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          • Crazy
            Denver Altitude
            • Dec 2001
            • 1148

            #6
            getting laned off the break
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            • InfinatyBPS
              Dead Black Rose
              • May 2001
              • 2404

              #7
              Well... I shot myself in the eye for one thing, do a search in main forum for that one... And umm the same day as that, I ripped my camo pants in half, because I forgot a belt and was sagging so i went to squat and RRRRIIIIIIIIP!!! Well that sucked... and once at paintball camp, I got a 14" barrel and... Ill just leave it at that(think back to american pie by the way)
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              • MajorDamage
                King of Polyester!
                • Dec 2000
                • 3141

                #8
                1on1 pump tourney. I win. I then walk off the field...without hanging(or grabbing for that matter) the flag! lol! It was pretty funny. Then some newbie did the same thing later that day, everyone has to copy me lol . But that was probably the worst thing Ive done. My hopper has fallen off a few times(especially when I dive into the snake...) and me and my friend once took out like two or three guys from who were on our team at a "big game"(scenario type thingy) lol it was kinda funny.

                ENDO!
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                • Lord Vader
                  Dark Lord of the Sith
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 505

                  #9
                  I was playing some speedball at Arkenstone in Georgia, and on the break, I trip on this guys foot and spill all my hopper. Hehe.


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                  • MAGS own YOU
                    I oWn y0u
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 696

                    #10
                    It was either when i was going to bunker someone when I had forgotten to turn on my rev.... or when I was at the 50 shooting and I got shot, I stood up and like 4 of my pods just fell out and opened up.
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                    • Cha0tic
                      g0t mag?
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 1990

                      #11
                      tripped as i dove into the snake, landed before i got into the snake, spilt my hopper, gun flew 5 feet away from me, and i got shot about 4-5 times.

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                      • personman

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ThePatriot
                        Beat this...it was a speedballish field, bunkers made of big plastic sewer piping and wooden bunkers. In the middle of the game i decide to sprint up to the 50 bunker, yeah well the big black piping stuff wasnt quite as heavy as i had originally thought....I came from a full sprint, and slammed into it to stop, knocking it over. This left me totally exposed, caught in the crossfire of my team and the enemy, without protection...i did make it to another bunker tho, but dam, i felt sooooo stupid, everyone saw me knock it over to.
                        The EXACT same thing happened with my brothEr! Only he was playing hyperball, and SOMEONE ELSE WAS IN THE BUNKER WITH HIM!! LOL

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                        • PBpunk
                          goats are cool
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 78

                          #13
                          alright here it is
                          i make a break to a bunker at about the 50 but what i didnt know is there is also a bad guy at the 50 right next to me. so i run in the this huge crossfire get get hit abot 10 time like twice in the mask. and everyone on the field starts laughing so i get mad and start shooting again. and this guy starts shooting back so i charge him slip and fall on my face and everyone laughs again.
                          damn that sucks and im retarded
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                          • personman

                            #14
                            OOT: Hey punk, where do you play?

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                            • Marlfox
                              Mmm.....mmm.....minimag
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 26

                              #15
                              My mask came loose and fell down around my neck during a game and the refs saw me.

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