I effin' hate mosquitos

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  • Lenny
    I AM the AO famous!
    • Dec 2003
    • 1628

    #1

    I effin' hate mosquitos

    So I guess I left the screen on my window open last night when I went to sleep.

    What makes me say that?

    Well, the mere fact that I have 48 mosquito bites on my RIGHT ARM ALONE!

    Yes, mosquito bites. Not poison ivy, poison oak, hives, or anything. Poison Ivy/oak/whatever doesn't bother me, and I have no bad allergies.

    I have eight on my palm, and a million all up and down my right arm. I have, like, maybe twenty everywhere else total, but 48 on my right arm! And 3 on my forehead!

    This blows. I am one giant itch.

    (I hope this makes one of you laugh)
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  • Altimas
    Registered User
    • Feb 2004
    • 909

    #2
    Originally posted by Lenny

    This blows. I am one giant itch.
    I concur...


    Oh you said itch...nm.
    "If we aren't supposed to eat animals...why did God invent BBQ sauce?" - Army
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    • behemoth
      SVSTC?
      • Nov 2002
      • 7750

      #3
      pwnt.

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      • Lenny
        I AM the AO famous!
        • Dec 2003
        • 1628

        #4
        Ouch. That one hurt.
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        • RA1N1ER
          Registered User
          • Aug 2006
          • 524

          #5


          One Giant Itch...sorry Bruddha.....

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          • Pneumagger
            I like 'Mags.

            • Jun 2006
            • 3556

            #6
            So if you had an illegitimate baby right now... he would be a SON OF A ITCH!

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            • maxama10
              Take off every zig!
              • Sep 2004
              • 1497

              #7
              Bring on the pictures!

              /sorry to hear about your misfortunes

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              • sixtoes1313
                Registered User
                • Nov 2006
                • 402

                #8
                PICS!

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                • Mikey B
                  Rock Licker
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 656

                  #9
                  Usually here in MN the summer months are insane with Mosquitoes. Fortunately this summer has been so dry that they never really had a good place to spawn. But I know exactly what you mean... they are are annoying as hell.
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                  • Lenny
                    I AM the AO famous!
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 1628

                    #10
                    *sigh* I'll get pics tomarrow.

                    Mikey, we've had a reletively dry summer, but it's been raining a decent amount lately. Maybe that has something to do with it. I don't know. I live in a 'burb of Akron (like, 10 mins away from Akron), and we normally don't have a big mosquito problem. I guess they just love me...
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                    ~The greatest BACKUP markers to AUTOMAGS!!

                    Only temporary, get'n a new sig soon.

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                    • MoeMag
                      Still here.
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 1821

                      #11
                      I have to say I am looking foward to those pics.

                      you know... I saw a mosquito for the first time in a few years last night, ugly little thing.

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                      • AirAssault
                        Those aren't pillows!!!!

                        • Apr 2003
                        • 1566

                        #12
                        Lucky, here in Co. west nile virus is a big deal.
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                        • billybob_81067
                          A.O.'s official Redneck
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 1682

                          #13
                          Originally posted by AirAssault
                          Lucky, here in Co. west nile virus is a big deal.
                          Pffffttttt... mosquitos... I barely even notice them anymore. I literally have clouds of them swarming me every time we change water on our alfalfa fields on the river bottom. They are kinda annoying though!

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                          • Warwitch
                            Resident Skeptic

                            • May 2006
                            • 3176

                            #14
                            Originally posted by MoeMag
                            I have to say I am looking foward to those pics.

                            you know... I saw a mosquito for the first time in a few years last night, ugly little thing.

                            I hate you.

                            I live in SW Florida and the mosquitos are like small Cessna's

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                            • zipity_Bop
                              hoopityWhatWhat
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 330

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Pneumagger
                              So if you had an illegitimate baby right now... he would be a SON OF A ITCH!
                              lol..... illegitimate baby's=bastards

                              A fir effort

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