Paleontologist Dub New Find "Nigersaurus"

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  • trevorjk
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    • Dec 2002
    • 4324

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    Paleontologist Dub New Find "Nigersaurus"

    Paleontologist must not have a PR Department

    http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/sto...88-663,00.html

    A PALEONTOLOGIST has unveiled a 110-million-year-old African dinosaur with a weird anatomy, including a mouth that powered through greenery like a vacuum.

    The fossilised sauropod dinosaur, found in Niger, has been dubbed Nigersaurus taqueti.

    Stretching more than 13m, the Nigersaurus was a younger, smaller cousin of the North American Diplodocus.

    Paul Sereno said at the National Geographic headquarters that it was able to sustain an elephant-sized body with what one could call an ultra-light head.

    It would have been hard-pressed to lift its head above its back, and grazed on plants near the ground more like a type of cow rather than a reptilian giraffe.

    Its vacuum-like mouth was studded with no fewer than 500 teeth, including sets of natural "replacement" teeth, to help it keep ploughing through its diet of horsetails and ferns.

    "Among dinosaurs, the Nigersaurus sets the Guinness record for tooth replacement," Mr Sereno joked.

    And its backbone was made of more air then bone, the scientists said.

    "The vertebrae are so paper-thin that it is difficult to imagine them coping with the stresses of everyday use, but we know that they did," said Jeffrey Wilson, of the University of Michigan.

    - AFP
    Last edited by trevorjk; 11-18-2007, 03:59 AM.
    t33kyboy "So if a cat is dropped from 11 inches, it will most likely die."
  • Altimas
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    • Feb 2004
    • 909

    #2
    "If we aren't supposed to eat animals...why did God invent BBQ sauce?" - Army
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    • edweird
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      • Dec 2001
      • 1859

      #3
      Originally posted by dictionary.com
      Niger [(neye-juhr)]

      Republic in western Africa, bordered by Burkina Faso and Mali to the west, Algeria to the northwest, Libya to the northeast, Chad to the east, and Nigeria and Benin to the south. Niamey is the capital and largest city.
      Next thing you know the ignorant american pop culture censors are going to start bleeping Shiite every time someone refers to a non-sunni muslim.

      education is key imho.

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      • Dark Side
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        • Sep 2005
        • 1212

        #4
        If you cock your head to the side he kind of looks like Jar Jar Binks.

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        • Warwitch
          Resident Skeptic

          • May 2006
          • 3176

          #5
          Originally posted by Dark Side
          If you cock your head to the side he kind of looks like Jar Jar Binks.

          Eh, quick, KILL IT

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          • warbeak2099
            That is my foot!
            • Jan 2004
            • 4447

            #6
            Originally posted by edweird
            Next thing you know the ignorant american pop culture censors are going to start bleeping Shiite every time someone refers to a non-sunni muslim.

            education is key imho.
            Well, there are
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            • skife
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              • Feb 2003
              • 2769

              #7
              would it be funny if i said something about watermelon?




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              • behemoth
                SVSTC?
                • Nov 2002
                • 7750

                #8
                No, i'm fairly sure the dinosaur only ate greens.

                /would it be funny if i mentioned collard greens?

                :dodgy:

                -Edweird is right, yall like 3rd graders when someone says "the cock crowed at dawn"

                LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!11111111

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                • trevorjk
                  <S>WooLooLoo</S>
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 4324

                  #9
                  I know that is "Nye-Juhr" but i also know that millions of Americans do not. and even if it is "nye-Juhr" the joke with everyone will be what was implied by the name of the dinosaur.


                  im not racist, i know the difference between a country and a derogatory word. but like i said, its not going to be read like it should by the masses
                  t33kyboy "So if a cat is dropped from 11 inches, it will most likely die."

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                  • maxama10
                    Take off every zig!
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 1497

                    #10
                    I lol'd.

                    Does that make me a bad person?

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                    • behemoth
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 7750

                      #11
                      Originally posted by maxama10
                      I lol'd.

                      Does that make me a bad person?
                      Lemming.

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                      • maxama10
                        Take off every zig!
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 1497

                        #12
                        Originally posted by behemoth
                        Lemming.
                        Original.

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                        • Mind'sEye
                          XT00157
                          • May 2005
                          • 186

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Altimas
                          Many years ago I rented a house from an African American Realtor. One day she dropped by the house to check on something and when my two dogs caught sight of her rather substantial afro, they both started to bark and would not stop. This embarrassing incident was my first experience with dogs judging people based on their appearance.

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                          • personman

                            #14
                            This article is better.

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                            • Army
                              Moderator of DOOOOOOOOMMM!

                              • Oct 2000
                              • 5785

                              #15
                              Yes, no doubt the ignorant American public will not be niggardly when it comes to racial connotations....

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