Can behemoth see the future?

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  • Pneumagger
    I like 'Mags.

    • Jun 2006
    • 3556

    #31
    Uggh,

    remember the last time we drank the night before balling?
    Never Again.

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    • behemoth
      SVSTC?
      • Nov 2002
      • 7750

      #32
      If we do, we need to start earlier, and not drink Jager.

      I figured it out. We were both wasted, but Jager has this weird effect. I thought it was just me, but i've asked around, and it hapens to most.

      When alot of jager is consumed (to a point) - You're obviously drunk. But for some reason, you think you're completely sober. Then randomly you'll do/stay something stupid, and be like "I must be drunk right now."

      Its scientific fact.

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      • CKY_Alliance
        Team Deranged
        • Jan 2005
        • 1695

        #33
        Originally posted by Warwitch
        I forsee at least one bottle of Cabo Wabo/Patron/Don Julio getting emptied the weekend of Blanding too!

        Cabo Wabo or Corozon FTW


        I don't see why so many people like patron, other then the fact that it's in a wack rap song.

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        • warbeak2099
          That is my foot!
          • Jan 2004
          • 4447

          #34
          Ach, no more drinkies till the 16th. Tis exam week for me. Thursday night was fun though...

          No, the incredibly embarrassing video which was taken after 4 vodka tonics and about 6 gimlets, while Starfox64 was being played will not be posted.
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          • rkjunior303
            I need this more than you
            • May 2003
            • 4029

            #35
            Late to this but.. YES, I bet he can...

            Like any large object within the universe, generally they contain their own gravity. And anyone that has seen Star Trek knows that using this gravity, it's possible to warp space and go back in time.. SO, it's very feasible that Josh can bend his OWN gravity and look into the future.

            It's true. I googled it.

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            • Pneumagger
              I like 'Mags.

              • Jun 2006
              • 3556

              #36
              Behemoth does indeed have ESP (Extra Sexual Perception) ...

              He has the ability to instantly recognize people's sexuality (even over the internets) and uses his power to weed out the homos.

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              • behemoth
                SVSTC?
                • Nov 2002
                • 7750

                #37
                Originally posted by Pneumagger
                Behemoth does indeed have ESP (Extra Sexual Perception) ...

                He has the ability to instantly recognize people's sexuality (even over the internets) and uses his power to weed out the homos.
                Troof.

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                • billybob_81067
                  A.O.'s official Redneck
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 1682

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Pneumagger
                  Behemoth does indeed have ESP (Extra Sexual Perception) ...

                  He has the ability to instantly recognize people's sexuality (even over the internets) and uses his power to weed out the homos.
                  Yet behemoth himself trips the gaydar scale at about a 9.5-9.7... Irony?


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                  • geekwarrior
                    MIA
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 2581

                    #39
                    how can behemoth see the future, he can't even see his toes.

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                    • behemoth
                      SVSTC?
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 7750

                      #40
                      This is now known as:

                      "Comedy Central Presents: The roast of Behemoth"

                      - Continue.

                      (I want snoopdogg, Katt williams, and Lisa Lamponelli in here too..)

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                      • CKY_Alliance
                        Team Deranged
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 1695

                        #41
                        Originally posted by behemoth
                        This is now known as:

                        "Comedy Central Presents: The roast of Behemoth"

                        - Continue.

                        (I want snoopdogg, Katt williams, and Lisa Lamponelli in here too..)

                        Ehh, sorry but your going to have to make a choice. You or Lisa, it's one or the other we can't afford to go over capacity.

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                        • behemoth
                          SVSTC?
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 7750

                          #42
                          Originally posted by CKY_Alliance
                          Ehh, sorry but your going to have to make a choice. You or Lisa, it's one or the other we can't afford to go over capacity.
                          We'll host the forums in her...cave...

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                          • Warwitch
                            Resident Skeptic

                            • May 2006
                            • 3176

                            #43
                            Originally posted by rkjunior303
                            Late to this but.. YES, I bet he can...

                            Like any large object within the universe, generally they contain their own gravity. And anyone that has seen Star Trek knows that using this gravity, it's possible to warp space and go back in time.. SO, it's very feasible that Josh can bend his OWN gravity and look into the future.

                            It's true. I googled it.

                            Ah yes. But like a dying star, he will eventually collapse under his own gravity....... and simply implode.

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                            • CKY_Alliance
                              Team Deranged
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 1695

                              #44
                              Originally posted by behemoth
                              We'll host the forums in her...cave...


                              I think her cave is full of black bats..or atleast thats what she tells everyone. Either way Im not going in.

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                              • Lohman446
                                Useful posts: 7
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 9315

                                #45
                                Originally posted by Pneumagger
                                Uggh,

                                remember the last time we drank the night before balling?
                                Never Again.
                                If one of your pods doesn't contain a drink you're only half butt doing it.
                                "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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