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  • talls
    Member
    • Aug 2001
    • 266

    #31
    you are standing ten feet away from your friend. every 10 seconds you move halfway towards him. how long will it take for you to touch him?
    if you move half way you will never touch him but you will get pretty close.

    what does the maker not want to use, the buyer not buy for himself, and the user not see?
    That would be a coffin because the maker wants to live the buyer isn't dead yet they are buying it for a relative, and the user is dead so they don't see it.
    Famous SEAL quotes:
    "Give us your mind, and we will take care of your body"

    "We aren't superman, he does things the hard way. Why leap tall buildings in a single bound, when you can blow it up and walk over the rubble"

    "Pain is just weakness leaving the body"

    "It is not my job to judge our enemies, that is God's job, it is my job to arrange the meeting"

    "I will treat you all the same, JUST LIKE CRAP!"

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    • sniper1rfa
      (Not a Wang Force member.)
      • Aug 2001
      • 1107

      #32
      ... what does no man want yet no man want to lose...

      a bald head.
      "The Fine Print: Discontinue use if your eyeballs suddenly get way smaller."

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      • sniper1rfa
        (Not a Wang Force member.)
        • Aug 2001
        • 1107

        #33
        what does this stand for?
        ^ > < \/


        a truck driver is driving along when he comes to a bridge going over the road. he does not bother to read the hieght sign and drives under it, wedgeing his truck inder the bridge. he is about to call a tow when a small girl comes along (has to be a girl, they tend to have a little more sense ) and suggests a way to get the truck out. the truck driver does it and drives away.
        what was the girls suggestion?


        rocky and bullwinkle (for lack of names...) are in a bar. bullwinkle orders a double scotch. rocky wants to bet $1 that iF bullwinkle puts a plate over his drink then rocky will drink it without touching the plate or the glass and without any external help.
        should bullwinkle take this bet and why?
        "The Fine Print: Discontinue use if your eyeballs suddenly get way smaller."

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        • talls
          Member
          • Aug 2001
          • 266

          #34
          I don't know those!?!?!? Sniper PM me the truck one because that is going to drive me crazy.
          Famous SEAL quotes:
          "Give us your mind, and we will take care of your body"

          "We aren't superman, he does things the hard way. Why leap tall buildings in a single bound, when you can blow it up and walk over the rubble"

          "Pain is just weakness leaving the body"

          "It is not my job to judge our enemies, that is God's job, it is my job to arrange the meeting"

          "I will treat you all the same, JUST LIKE CRAP!"

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          • manike
            INCEPTIONDESIGNS.COM

            • Jan 2001
            • 3820

            #35
            Talls, it's let down the pressure in the tires... the vehicle would lower slightly and be able to reverse out.

            manike
            Inception Designs - My new company where Innovation is the Inspiration

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            • talls
              Member
              • Aug 2001
              • 266

              #36
              Ohhhhhhhh, That could actually come in handy someday. Thanks manike.
              Famous SEAL quotes:
              "Give us your mind, and we will take care of your body"

              "We aren't superman, he does things the hard way. Why leap tall buildings in a single bound, when you can blow it up and walk over the rubble"

              "Pain is just weakness leaving the body"

              "It is not my job to judge our enemies, that is God's job, it is my job to arrange the meeting"

              "I will treat you all the same, JUST LIKE CRAP!"

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              • manike
                INCEPTIONDESIGNS.COM

                • Jan 2001
                • 3820

                #37
                lmao, Talls do you by chance drive a truck?

                hehehe

                manike
                Inception Designs - My new company where Innovation is the Inspiration

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                • talls
                  Member
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 266

                  #38
                  HAHA No I don't drive a truck butI figure that I might as well keep my options open
                  Famous SEAL quotes:
                  "Give us your mind, and we will take care of your body"

                  "We aren't superman, he does things the hard way. Why leap tall buildings in a single bound, when you can blow it up and walk over the rubble"

                  "Pain is just weakness leaving the body"

                  "It is not my job to judge our enemies, that is God's job, it is my job to arrange the meeting"

                  "I will treat you all the same, JUST LIKE CRAP!"

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                  • sniper1rfa
                    (Not a Wang Force member.)
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 1107

                    #39
                    anyone get the bar one? one of my favorites...


                    alright... heres another.

                    a man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. the bartender, noticing something odd, pulled out a shotgun and pointed it at the man. the man thanked the bartender and walked out.
                    what did the bartender notice?



                    what does this stand for?
                    ^ > < \/
                    north east west south... NEWS
                    "The Fine Print: Discontinue use if your eyeballs suddenly get way smaller."

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                    • GalligerAtWar
                      The Pimp Daddy of AO!
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 386

                      #40
                      the man had the hippcups! (however you spell it)

                      what was the aweser to
                      what does a man not want but doesnt want to get rid of?
                      You did it now osama bin laden!! NOW GALLAGHER IS AT WAR

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                      • sniper1rfa
                        (Not a Wang Force member.)
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 1107

                        #41
                        what does no man want but no man want to lose?


                        a bald head! *groan*




                        rocky and bullwinkle (for lack of names...) are in a bar. bullwinkle orders a double scotch. rocky wants to bet $1 that iF bullwinkle puts a plate over his drink then rocky will drink it without touching the plate or the glass and without any external help.
                        should bullwinkle take this bet and why?

                        come on, somebodies gotta get it...
                        "The Fine Print: Discontinue use if your eyeballs suddenly get way smaller."

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                        • FedEx{SS}
                          Registered User
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 28

                          #42
                          Stupid question

                          They both weigh the same!
                          You can't see me or hear me, but you know I'm near...

                          GO MARINE RECON!

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                          • GalligerAtWar
                            The Pimp Daddy of AO!
                            • Jun 2001
                            • 386

                            #43
                            rocky and bullwinkle (for lack of names...) are in a bar. bullwinkle orders a double scotch. rocky wants to bet $1 that iF bullwinkle puts a plate over his drink then rocky will drink it without touching the plate or the glass and without any external help.
                            should bullwinkle take this bet and why?

                            no bullwinkle shouldn't take the bet
                            Heres why

                            if rocky win's then- rocky get bull's drink and a dollar

                            if bull win's then- rocky gets a free drink and bull wins a doller

                            the drink is more then a dollar so rocky has a win win situation because if he loses he gets a drink for a doller
                            insead of 2.50

                            :)
                            am i right?
                            this is all a guess

                            Chri$
                            You did it now osama bin laden!! NOW GALLAGHER IS AT WAR

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                            • sniper1rfa
                              (Not a Wang Force member.)
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 1107

                              #44
                              right. rocky will just take the plate off, drink the double scotch, and give bull a dollar for his ten dollar drink.
                              "The Fine Print: Discontinue use if your eyeballs suddenly get way smaller."

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                              • FeelTheRT
                                Registered User
                                • Jun 2001
                                • 2950

                                #45
                                Re: no...

                                Originally posted by sniper1rfa
                                gold, a precious metal, is wieghed in try pounds, which actually wiegh less than a normal pound. sorry.
                                It dosn't matter, the question was "what's heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold" Notice that you stated, a pound of gold, not a try pound of gold. If you were to say "what's heavier, a pound of feathers or a try pound of gold", that would be different.
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