I found this game on the used rack. It is now the end-all, be-all of my existence.
My son is also addicted. I have quit my job and stopped bathing. My buttocks has a semi-permanent weave-pattern indented in it from the sofa fabric. I eat only what is foolhardy enough to venture into arms reach (the cat was the first to make this mistake).
I need help. Please, someone help me. I ate my kid three days ago...
Help Me.
My son is also addicted. I have quit my job and stopped bathing. My buttocks has a semi-permanent weave-pattern indented in it from the sofa fabric. I eat only what is foolhardy enough to venture into arms reach (the cat was the first to make this mistake).
I need help. Please, someone help me. I ate my kid three days ago...
Help Me.


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