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  • Butterfingers
    PhD in Automagology
    • Jan 2001
    • 2263
    #1

    My doc is trying to kill me...

    I hate being sick... I go to the doctor this is what he gives me...

    Tessalon:

    Side effects may include:
    Allergic reactions, burning sensation in the eyes, constipation, dizziness, extreme calm (sedation), headache, itching, mental confusion, nausea, numbness in chest, skin eruptions, stuffy nose, upset stomach, vague "chilly" feeling, visual hallucinations...

    Ahh, the wonders of modern medicine... At least im not coughing my lungs out... CAUSE IM DEAD!

    They should just rename it Instant Death...

    Who makes it? MFD. BY RP Scherer North America, they come in little pearles that look like paintballs.
    Did you hear about the new european weapons contracts? France is going to make the wooden sticks Spain making the little white flags
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    • talls
      Member
      • Aug 2001
      • 266
      #2
      OMG! But look on the bright side, while your eyes are burning, your seeing things, your making trips to the bathroom every five minutes and running into things because you are dizzy- you will at least not be panicing because you will experience extreme calm

      Yeah anyway man it is time to fire Dr. Kavorkian and find a doctor that is a little concerned for your safety.
      Famous SEAL quotes:
      "Give us your mind, and we will take care of your body"

      "We aren't superman, he does things the hard way. Why leap tall buildings in a single bound, when you can blow it up and walk over the rubble"

      "Pain is just weakness leaving the body"

      "It is not my job to judge our enemies, that is God's job, it is my job to arrange the meeting"

      "I will treat you all the same, JUST LIKE CRAP!"

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        • InfinatyBPS
          Dead Black Rose
          • May 2001
          • 2404
          #3
          WOW

          that stuff sounds great. Where can I get some of that? Think you could send me a few pills
          You smell like dookie... No really though.

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            • cphilip
              Former Moderator

              • Jun 2026
              • 16216
              #4
              NEVER read the side effects! You would never take anything if you did. You outa see the side effects on Viagra. Something about a 6 hour prolonged erection problem that will cause damage. Heck I don't care if I ever have Sex again now...




              AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

              cphilip.com

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                • FedEx{SS}
                  Registered User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 28
                  #5
                  Viagra???

                  Thank god I dont have E.D. That would suck!!!! Really 6 hrs does damage? Better stop looking at Tyra Banks!!! lol.
                  You can't see me or hear me, but you know I'm near...

                  GO MARINE RECON!

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                    • Xzion
                      Official Dragon of AO
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 1617
                      #6
                      I find it ironic that these 'cures' can cause things worse than what theyre curing, its like saying it will cure a severe burn but -might- cause you to come down with pneumonia....

                      View My Mags

                      "Think First, Think Fast, Be Careful, Pursue. Be Great."

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                        • nutz
                          l0l
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 1412
                          #7
                          yes all of u are right.....

                          but i think the side effects are only on few people who take it and are put on the package so the company cannot get sued... i asked my dad about it and he says few side effects occur when these drugs are used normally.... but it does depend on the drug
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                            • FedEx{SS}
                              Registered User
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 28
                              #8
                              That sux for the users!!!
                              You can't see me or hear me, but you know I'm near...

                              GO MARINE RECON!

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                                • Butterfingers
                                  PhD in Automagology
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 2263
                                  #9
                                  6 hour erection? That isnt a problem?!?! That sounds like a good thing... Hey phil send some of that my way.


                                  Originally posted by cphilip
                                  NEVER read the side effects! You would never take anything if you did. You outa see the side effects on Viagra. Something about a 6 hour prolonged erection problem that will cause damage. Heck I don't care if I ever have Sex again now...


                                  Did you hear about the new european weapons contracts? France is going to make the wooden sticks Spain making the little white flags

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                                    • InfinatyBPS
                                      Dead Black Rose
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 2404
                                      #10
                                      LMFAO!!! Damage? How can it cause damage? like lack of blood flow or somthing? Mabe you might knock down a glass cup of juice then slip in it and fall on the glass Mabe you might poke ur eye out ?
                                      You smell like dookie... No really though.

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                                        • Jeb_Hoge
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jun 2001
                                          • 143
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Butterfingers
                                          6 hour erection? That isnt a problem?!?! That sounds like a good thing... Hey phil send some of that my way.


                                          Tissue damage...if you're already a healthy, vigorous male, then I hear Viagra can actually cause things to go overactive. Think about muscle tearing under stress...now pee through it.

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                                            • Butterfingers
                                              PhD in Automagology
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 2263
                                              #12
                                              ehh small price to pay for a 6 hour erection...
                                              Did you hear about the new european weapons contracts? France is going to make the wooden sticks Spain making the little white flags

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                                                • nutz
                                                  l0l
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 1412
                                                  #13
                                                  can u say OUCH
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                                                    • Dubstar112
                                                      Dubstar111x
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 2321
                                                      #14
                                                      heh.. or you could have a heart attack because theres no blood left in your upper body
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                                                      Feedback.

                                                      Good to know that somone of Tom's status seeks "relief" from a sport he helped create. A sport now ruled by a single patent.

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                                                        • Hasty8
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 1136
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: My doc is trying to kill me...

                                                          Originally posted by Butterfingers
                                                          extreme calm (sedation
                                                          Isn't that just another word for death?

                                                          I'm sorry Jill but your husband has a case of extreme calm.
                                                          Return to the free market. Get rid of all government regulations and let society make it's own decisions. Time and again the relaxing of government regulations has increased profits, innovation and the economy.

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