JOTM Poll
OK, now, to the poll. First things first, I have to choose four or five finalists to get volted so, here it goes:
QUESTIONFUL:
Okay, so it's Brendan's birthday in a few days, and his girlfriend wants to get him something special. Something that would last forever. So she gets to thinking, what could she get him? She thought of paintball stuff. "Nah," she thought, "he'll just sell it the next week." She thought of a new mallet like Doc's. "Nah," she thought, "it'll end up getting him into jail for the assault and battery of some poor ignorant newbie" (naturally!). After many ideas, she finally arrived at a good one. She thought she'd tattoo their initials-- Brendan Bertha-- on her ***!! She really thinks he'll like this one, so she goes to the tattoo parlor the next day and tells the tattoo guy to put one B on each butt cheek. The guy does as he's told and sends her off with a big ole' "B B". So on his birthday, after a big party for Brendan, Bertha shows him his present. Brendan stares at it for a bit (so would you!), and says: "Who the heck is Bob??"
PUNKNCAT:
Old man and old woman are laying in bed. The old man rips a huge fart. The wife looks at him and asks "What was that?"
The old man says "Fart football, that was a touchdown. 7 points I lead"
A few minutes later the lady rips off a good one "7 to 7 tie game"
The old man lets another one go in a few and leans over "14, 7 I am ahead"
The old lady works another good one up and replies " 14, 14 tie game"
They both lay there quietly for a few minutes when the old lady lets go a tiny squeaker. The old man asks "What was that?"
"Field goal, I lead 14, 17 " She replies.
Not to be outdone the old man leans into it and strains like crazy trying to get out another good fart. He pushes too hard and craps the bed.
The wife asks "What the hell was that?"
The answer, "Halftime, switch sides"
ALTIMAS:
Jerry the House Builder
A young man was walking along a Dirt Road when he came upon an older man sitting out on his porch.
" Come up here and let offer you some wisdom there boy!"
So the young man walked up and sat on the porch next to the old man.
"You see this house here lad? I built this house with my bare hands! It's beautiful inside and out! But do they call me Jerry the House Builder? NO!"
" You see that these beautiful chairs we are sitting in? I hand carved them MYSELF! But do they call me Jerry the Carpenter? NO!"
"You see that picket fence that goes around me yard here? Took 2 months of hand crafting! But do they call me Jerry the Fence Builder? NO!"
"BUT YOU SCREW ONE GOAT!!!"
SWAMPY:
What did the Hurricane say to the Coconut Tree?
Hold on to your nuts this isn't a regular blow job.
QUESTIONFUL:
Okay, so it's Brendan's birthday in a few days, and his girlfriend wants to get him something special. Something that would last forever. So she gets to thinking, what could she get him? She thought of paintball stuff. "Nah," she thought, "he'll just sell it the next week." She thought of a new mallet like Doc's. "Nah," she thought, "it'll end up getting him into jail for the assault and battery of some poor ignorant newbie" (naturally!). After many ideas, she finally arrived at a good one. She thought she'd tattoo their initials-- Brendan Bertha-- on her ***!! She really thinks he'll like this one, so she goes to the tattoo parlor the next day and tells the tattoo guy to put one B on each butt cheek. The guy does as he's told and sends her off with a big ole' "B B". So on his birthday, after a big party for Brendan, Bertha shows him his present. Brendan stares at it for a bit (so would you!), and says: "Who the heck is Bob??"
PUNKNCAT:
Old man and old woman are laying in bed. The old man rips a huge fart. The wife looks at him and asks "What was that?"
The old man says "Fart football, that was a touchdown. 7 points I lead"
A few minutes later the lady rips off a good one "7 to 7 tie game"
The old man lets another one go in a few and leans over "14, 7 I am ahead"
The old lady works another good one up and replies " 14, 14 tie game"
They both lay there quietly for a few minutes when the old lady lets go a tiny squeaker. The old man asks "What was that?"
"Field goal, I lead 14, 17 " She replies.
Not to be outdone the old man leans into it and strains like crazy trying to get out another good fart. He pushes too hard and craps the bed.
The wife asks "What the hell was that?"
The answer, "Halftime, switch sides"
ALTIMAS:
Jerry the House Builder
A young man was walking along a Dirt Road when he came upon an older man sitting out on his porch.
" Come up here and let offer you some wisdom there boy!"
So the young man walked up and sat on the porch next to the old man.
"You see this house here lad? I built this house with my bare hands! It's beautiful inside and out! But do they call me Jerry the House Builder? NO!"
" You see that these beautiful chairs we are sitting in? I hand carved them MYSELF! But do they call me Jerry the Carpenter? NO!"
"You see that picket fence that goes around me yard here? Took 2 months of hand crafting! But do they call me Jerry the Fence Builder? NO!"
"BUT YOU SCREW ONE GOAT!!!"
SWAMPY:
What did the Hurricane say to the Coconut Tree?
Hold on to your nuts this isn't a regular blow job.
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