Oh, that's our shortstop!

[Bang and Breach]

Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.

[kosmo]

Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.

[Bang and Breach]

I certainly do.

[kosmo]

Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.

[Bang and Breach]

Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.

[kosmo]

You mean funny names?

[Bang and Breach]

Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...

[kosmo]

His brother Daffy.

[Bang and Breach]

Daffy Dean...

[kosmo]

And their French cousin.

[Bang and Breach]

French?

[kosmo]

[Bang and Breach]

[kosmo]

That's what I want to find out.

[Bang and Breach]

I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.