Girls!!

[Maverickp8tball]

Im board just thought of a good question. Does any one get girls? I mean there so damn uh whats the word multi personality desorderd. I thought i would ask you guys, i just dont get girls they confuse me.

[Sqweezer]

Move to friendly forum.

[hitech]

I'll tell you everything I know about women....., well, that should about cover it.

[manike]

Re: Girls!!

I think this should be in friendly...

Originally posted by Maverickp8tball
Does any one get girls?

I took that the wrong way to start with! lol

Yes I think I get girls (it comes from growing up with two older sisters).

The trick is to never let them know you get them, and never let them know you don't. Know the rules but don't let them know that you know the rules (otherwise they immediately change the rules). You will never get them 100% that's part of the attraction

Sometimes pretending you do get them is best and sometimes pretending you don't get them is better...

Other than that I'm not giving away any of my trade secrets

manike

[bofh]

Re: Girls!!

Originally posted by Maverickp8tball
Does any one get girls?

Yeah, I get them all the time. I've got two in my closet. I'm trying to collect the whole set.

Actually, I think you wanted to ask if anybody understood women, right? The deep zen-like answer is, they're just like men, except different. Different goals, different mannerisms, different ways of attacking problems. But deep down inside, they're people too.

Soylent green is People! It's People!

[bornl33t]

puplic opinion states GIRLS SUCK
take it what ever way ya want

Honestly, who needs to get them? They need to get US. I think population wise there are more girls then guys so why are we so worried? I just wish ( and I think this is what your playing at ) that they be a little less selfish when it comes to relationships and put as much in as they want to get out.
Girls for the most part need someone to cling too they want an authority figure, us guys want sex and to be left alone.

In other words... I have no clue I don't get them either

[Aliens-8-MyDad]

Well, im working on getting one now... we talk and stuff and i dont understand anything she says, but shes got this one shirt that is reallllllllllly kewl

[paintballrulzs]

girls....what do you want to know I am like an encyclopidia....cept with blank pages.

Just when you think you get them u relize u don't. They are so unpredictable..BUT MAD HOTT

[Maverickp8tball]

I hate it when they say one thing, but you just know that what they said isnt realy what they ment, that just confuses me even more ahhhhh!

[ZSigErik]

I do....

I get girls, I have a girlfriend right no and I found my someone, but over the years Ive learned things.

See, Around here im the prodigy stud I guess. People come to me with there problems, and I help work them out with them. Now alot of girls have also done this. Help them with whatever they need. And Well Ive developed a certain sense for emotion. and what to counteract that emotion with, for best results. I can know how a conversation can go with someone, before its evne intiated. Because I know that perosn well or I can pick things up quick.

Its something that I have found is very useful, kind of like a puzzle. IT takes alot of time to learn, some psychiatrists take a life time to leanr this tehcnique. Im lucky to have learned it early...

[Maverickp8tball]

dude im sorry but that sounded like you pulled all of that outa your *** sorry man

[bornl33t]

Re: I do....

Originally posted by ZSigErik
I get girls, I have a girlfriend right no and I found my someone, but over the years Ive learned things.

See, Around here im the prodigy stud I guess. People come to me with there problems, and I help work them out with them. Now alot of girls have also done this. Help them with whatever they need. And Well Ive developed a certain sense for emotion. and what to counteract that emotion with, for best results. I can know how a conversation can go with someone, before its evne intiated. Because I know that perosn well or I can pick things up quick.

Its something that I have found is very useful, kind of like a puzzle. IT takes alot of time to learn, some psychiatrists take a life time to leanr this tehcnique. Im lucky to have learned it early...

hmm... do I sence a brager? Oh wait he's from MI... ... LOL
don't ask it's a inside joke, kinda like the show-me state

[RATM]

Whats wrong with the Show me state?!?

[Zumina]

I just wish ( and I think this is what your playing at ) that they be a little less selfish when it comes to relationships and put as much in as they want to get out.

Interesting point Heat.

In the words of my exceedingly brilliant brother pretaining to women "Why bother with them? They think they own you, and you have to buy them stuff!"

[Maverickp8tball]

The Show me state has major problems. I live in Johson County Kansas near State line and you MO drivers suck im sorry you do. and KCMO sucks, it is so run down the only good thing is the plaza and union station. MO i guess has Branson thats cool. and Bass Pro Shop but kansas is getting one also next year were also getting a Cabelas, lets not even talk about St. Louis so you got the rams and that arch. wooope GO PATRIOTS. just kidden man i dont have nothen against St Louis. but i do like the Patriots. the Cheifs suck also omg that new coach is bad, why the hell did we trade Rich Ganon he is so great. Trent green is just a sickling. okay im going to get off of my podeum now, go ahead and bash Kansas all we have is the Speed Way and uh cows. acualy i live on a ranch im a rancher so i know we got cows. uh kansas also has uh other stuff like uh oh yea we got the WILDCATS go KSU hell ya here we go agien Bill Snyder Kicks *** k-state is going to rock in football next year, this year was a rebuilding year and we still went to a bull game, how about MU?