Who has seen? I went at midnight, and I have to say I was a little bit disappointed. I think they went too far for comic relief and it detracted from the movie - those two twin autobots (skids/mudflap) had more screentime than any other transformer, and they were pretty dumb other than a few one liners. I feel like you get one "something humps something else" in a movie before you look stupid, this one had three... oops. I didn't like what happened with Simmons - super high tech S7 top secret agent, now he works in his mom's meat store? Bumblebee crying windshield washer fluid on Sam?
On top of that, we all get it - Megan Fox is s m o k i n g . But please, ffs, give her a reason for being in the movie other than slow motion booby bouncing. That, or make it all slow mo booby bouncing.
Felt like they tried to "spice it up" with more swearing, was expecting an f-bomb, though they did throw in a p-word.
Out of all the funniness (tongue clearly embedded in cheek), Lennox's line to the National Security Advisor was the best - "not in the plane, jackass."
Otherwise, I was happy to see more robots (and more robot fighting) but I still don't like how the Deceptions are modeled in their robot forms - with all the fast action/shakycam it's tough to tell who is who. I thought the fight scenes were cool, except for the obvious too much shakycam - understand its done for budgetary reasons, but this movie is going to make multiple hundreds of millions, spend a little more and don't give us motion sickness :)
Megan Fox, as noted, is hot, so is her Aprilia. Plotline was not bad if you a) correct for it being a summer blockbuster and b) strip out all the dumb crap.
On top of that, we all get it - Megan Fox is s m o k i n g . But please, ffs, give her a reason for being in the movie other than slow motion booby bouncing. That, or make it all slow mo booby bouncing.
Felt like they tried to "spice it up" with more swearing, was expecting an f-bomb, though they did throw in a p-word.
Out of all the funniness (tongue clearly embedded in cheek), Lennox's line to the National Security Advisor was the best - "not in the plane, jackass."
Otherwise, I was happy to see more robots (and more robot fighting) but I still don't like how the Deceptions are modeled in their robot forms - with all the fast action/shakycam it's tough to tell who is who. I thought the fight scenes were cool, except for the obvious too much shakycam - understand its done for budgetary reasons, but this movie is going to make multiple hundreds of millions, spend a little more and don't give us motion sickness :)
Megan Fox, as noted, is hot, so is her Aprilia. Plotline was not bad if you a) correct for it being a summer blockbuster and b) strip out all the dumb crap.
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