Michael Jackson died...?

[Army]

I'm supposed to care...why?

Ed McMahan; Marine combat fighter pilot WWII. Marine spotter pilot Korea. Colonel, US Marine Corp. One of the most loved TV personalities ever. Made Johnny Carson whole, and the Tonight Show an American icon. American Hero. Marine Corp stud. Friend to all.

From my late teens days, Farrah had a hell of a lot of influence on me (if you know what I mean....). She had class, was never truly controversial, never accused/sued for criminal acts, and didn't need surgery to cover any mental damage. Turned out, she really could act. Fought against one of the more rare but truly devastating cancers, with a calm dignity that belied the pain and sickness she endured.

But I only briefly heard about her in the morning. The rest of ALL DAY AND NIGHT was about a freaky little "man" that never took off the make-up from the Thriller shoot.

The friggen NorKs could have dropped nukes all over Hawaii, and that news would have been relegated to the ticker at the bottom of the screen.

So, again. I'm supposed to care....why?

[BrokenMag]

I'm supposed to care...why?

Ed McMahan; Marine combat fighter pilot WWII. Marine spotter pilot Korea. Colonel, US Marine Corp. One of the most loved TV personalities ever. Made Johnny Carson whole, and the Tonight Show an American icon. American Hero. Marine Corp stud. Friend to all.

From my late teens days, Farrah had a hell of a lot of influence on me (if you know what I mean....). She had class, was never truly controversial, never accused/sued for criminal acts, and didn't need surgery to cover any mental damage. Turned out, she really could act. Fought against one of the more rare but truly devastating cancers, with a calm dignity that belied the pain and sickness she endured.

But I only briefly heard about her in the morning. The rest of ALL DAY AND NIGHT was about a freaky little "man" that never took off the make-up from the Thriller shoot.

The friggen NorKs could have dropped nukes all over Hawaii, and that news would have been relegated to the ticker at the bottom of the screen.

So, again. I'm supposed to care....why?

Hey Michael Jackson died today...



"Look, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam?"

[Mango]

http://jackson911.ytmnd.com/

[lazebum]

So Legoland requested Michael Jackson be melted down into legos so kids all over the world could continue to play with him.

I got them for all day!!!!!!!!

[wetwrks]

BREAKING NEWS:

Michael Jackson is...still dead.








Farrah Fawcett died and found herself standing at the pearly gates in front of the ArchAngel Michael. Michale looks her up in his book and says "Mmm, this is a close one. Tell yah what, I'll give you one wish and based on that wish you may be allowed in."

Farrah thought for quite a while and then said: I wish that something would be done to protect all the innocent children of the world".

Shortly thereafter Michael Jackson showed up.

[MoeMag]

RIP MJ.
He touched so many...

[Mango]

RIP MJ.
He touched so many...

boys.

[lazebum]

THIS JUST IN!!!!!


Michael Jackson died of poisoning


he swallowed twelve year old nuts!!!!!!

[oneworld]

When farrah fawcet went to hevan God said he would grant her one wish. She only wanted all of the children on earth to be safe......So God killed micheal jackson

That was the best one I heard hahaha.

[DamianTC]

Michael Jackson's last words: "No, take me to Children's Hospital!"

[DamianTC]

but seriously...... enough with the michael jackson tributes already, I turned on espn and in the baseball game, all the players were wearing one glove....

[madrox68]

thats nothing i was watching my grass grow and they all had one glove on... oh wait that was baseball nvm