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  • punkncat
    One foot less
    • Feb 2003
    • 5841

    #1

    Doncha hate it when....

    you are chilling in bed with the laptop, and a big nasty bug goes crawling across you causing you to jump up, search frantically around and never find anything........


    and now I feel the thing crawling on me every few minutes.


    /not psycho
  • behemoth
    SVSTC?
    • Nov 2002
    • 7750

    #2
    I thought you gave up smokin' man.

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    • wetwrks
      Splatting since '85

      • Jun 2007
      • 1828

      #3
      I came out of a dead sleep with a tarantula crawling across my back. I just knew it was set to bite me so I laid there without moving for what seemed an hour. Finally it was off me and I jumped up and started beating the bed.

      All done and there was nothing there.


      I never did get back to sleep.

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      • maxama10
        Take off every zig!
        • Sep 2004
        • 1497

        #4

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        • Warwitch
          Resident Skeptic

          • May 2006
          • 3176

          #5
          Dont worry about those. Those are like wrasse cleaner fish. They go in your mouth while you sleep and get the bits your floss missed.

          Sweet dreams.

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          • Smoothice
            Registered User

            • Nov 2006
            • 4579

            #6
            Originally posted by Warwitch
            Dont worry about those. Those are like wrasse cleaner fish. They go in your mouth while you sleep and get the bits your floss missed.

            Sweet dreams.
            ...... ...... ...... ......

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            • Ruler_Mark
              AKAOG.ORG
              • Aug 2007
              • 2600

              #7
              Its just crabs from that very nice lady of the night you had over for 'drinks' the other night.

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