the Splattmobile is dead!!

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  • LK-13
    Confused on purpose!
    • Dec 2006
    • 584

    #1

    the Splattmobile is dead!!

    as of Feb 1, 2010;

    my van, "The Splattmobile" is dead.

    rad hoses started going one by one and got replaced the same way.
    the rad itself began leaking drastically;
    then a gasget failed in the heater/water pump connection,
    finnally the water pump gushed from the weep hole soaking the serpentine belt flinging coolant+leak-stop+anti-freeze+water all over the electrical system
    the engine began to miss-fire then blew the ceramic out of one spark plug,
    the cylinder had filled with oil and the motor Hydraulic-ed.

    the compression is almost non-existent in the cylinder that blew out the spark plug so i'm pretty sure that there is a big hole in the piston.

    so all present projects are on hold till i figure out how to get new wheels.

    The Splattmobile is going to be put out to pasture;
    it will be spending it's after life on the field at Operation Milsim.



    my new wheels, 1998 Saturn LS.







    not going to be as much fun as my van
    but oh well...
  • Ando
    Magusmaximus
    • Jun 2009
    • 4144

    #2
    ROFLMAO

    That is F'en REDONKULOUS!!!!

    OMG..I'm still laughing. Best paint job ever

    Best part of the post.

    gushed from the weep hole soaking the serpentine belt flinging coolant+leak-stop+anti-freeze+water all over the electrical system
    BTW...Leak Stop is Terabad for your water system...I know first hand
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    • going_home
      Hebrews 13:8

      • Dec 2004
      • 8343

      #3
      Did the salesman tell you that pants are mandatory with a Saturn ?
      Its against the rules to wear a kilt in a Saturn.
      And besides it just clashes with the car anyways.


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      • LK-13
        Confused on purpose!
        • Dec 2006
        • 584

        #4
        Awakchhhh.....
        Now don't you go making me go all
        HIGHLANDER ON YOUR AZZ LADDY!!!






        "KNEEL EARTHLING BEFORE MY PUNY WEAPON!!"

        "RUN KODOZ; HE HAS A BOARD............
        WITH A NAIL IN IT!!

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        • Frizzle Fry
          AO Micromag Guy
          • Mar 2009
          • 3280

          #5
          How often did you get pulled over with that beastie?

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          • LK-13
            Confused on purpose!
            • Dec 2006
            • 584

            #6
            Originally posted by Frizzle Fry
            How often did you get pulled over with that beastie?
            not even once.
            there is nothing wrong or against any laws about it.

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            • Ando
              Magusmaximus
              • Jun 2009
              • 4144

              #7
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              • LK-13
                Confused on purpose!
                • Dec 2006
                • 584

                #8
                your laws don't apply, I'm Canadian! - eh!




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                • snoopay700
                  Serious About Men

                  • Jan 2006
                  • 3071

                  #9
                  Second picture, one of the best things about canada.
                  Il n'y a point de sots si incommodes que ceux qui ont de l'esprit.

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                  • SCpoloRicker
                    HA HA I'm custom!!1
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 4375

                    #10
                    Originally posted by snoopay700
                    Second picture, one of the best things about canada.
                    Considering that pretty much all of Canada welcome their war losses home via a huge public parade and rally, I'm going to disagree with you on that.
                    God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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                    • Hook
                      The Canuck Maggot

                      • Dec 2007
                      • 834

                      #11
                      My condolences for your loss. However, I will tell you that the Saturn will treat you well.

                      I had a 2001 Saturn SC1 and rode it well over 250,000Km with zero repairs other than regular maintenance.

                      Then everything gave up at the same time
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                      • kevdupuis
                        KNDE
                        • May 2002
                        • 1041

                        #12
                        Yeah you gotta watch the expiry date on those things.


                        Originally posted by SCpoloRicker
                        Considering that pretty much all of Canada welcome their war losses home via a huge public parade and rally, I'm going to disagree with you on that.
                        I live near Trenton and to see the the people lining the route to salute our fallen is incredible.
                        Last edited by kevdupuis; 03-04-2010, 02:45 PM.
                        Flying the unfriendly skies.

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                        • neppo1345
                          I Will Eat Your Children..
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 1913

                          #13
                          Saturn SL2 FTW.

                          Will run forever.

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