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    Moderator...of your pants
    • Jan 2001
    • 46
    #1

    The Stupid Jokes Thread

    Stupid jokes make me laugh, so lets share.

    Q: What's brown and sticky?
    A: A STICK!



    Have you seen that new movie about pirates?
    It's rated "ARRRR"



    A Pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender leans over to him and says "Excuse me, did you know you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants zipper?" And the pirate replies, "Arrrr, and it's driving me nuts."
    I'm not saying I'm the best.
    I'm just better than you.
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    • Cliffio
      No Sig's or Av's is Gay
      • Nov 2001
      • 4592
      #2
      grasshopper walks into a bar, bartender says, "HEY i got a drink after you, grasshopper says "you have a drink named steve?"
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        • CaPoEiRa
          Registered User
          • Feb 2002
          • 3312
          #3

          clareb.com

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            • Ant
              Registered User
              • Jun 2001
              • 102
              #4
              Guy walks into a bar with a slab of pavement under his arm. Says to the bartender " Hey, I'll have two drinks, one for now and one for the road"

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                • ronron2112
                  Riding hard, Riding RED
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 579
                  #5
                  ~~~~~~If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice.



                  ~~~~~~The truth is finally known! Barney seems innocent and sweet but in fact he is Satan. It's all very simple:


                  1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
                  2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

                  3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V

                  4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5

                  5) Add all the numbers: 666

                  Thus, Barney is Satan.

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                    • Navy Seal
                      I wanna Angel! :)
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 143
                      #6
                      never came to my mind.... Aw heck, im gonna kill him anyway!
                      :cool: :D AO member 4 life :cool: :D

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                        • Snappy
                          Air Force Cadet
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 148
                          #7
                          Early to rise and early to bed may make a man healthy but socially dead.

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                            • Hasty8
                              Registered User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 1136
                              #8
                              What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?

                              You can drop her off anywhere.
                              Return to the free market. Get rid of all government regulations and let society make it's own decisions. Time and again the relaxing of government regulations has increased profits, innovation and the economy.

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                                • CoFFeY[NiTrO]
                                  battle royale
                                  • Sep 2001
                                  • 3222
                                  #9
                                  Why can't you play hide and seek with a Pokemon?

                                  B/c they Picachu!!!!

                                  Thats the golden joke for this thread

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                                    • gimp
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 2368
                                      #10
                                      Why can't the computer programmer take a shower?
                                      The shampoo bottle directions say 'lather, rinse, repeat.

                                      If you understand that, then your a geek. If you think to much about it, past the obvious, then you might go to RPI.

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                                        • magdude25
                                          Micromag Owner
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 206
                                          #11
                                          Me : Hey do you have a matter master ?
                                          You: Whats a matter master ?
                                          Me: nothing slave get back to work!!

                                          LMFAO get it ??

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                                            • ~Backdraft~
                                              *Team Backdraft*
                                              • May 2001
                                              • 572
                                              #12
                                              3 guys walk into a bar.... the third one ducks


                                              hehe, that one always get me..i'm simple minded, i know!
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                                                • Load SM5
                                                  Scruffy Administrator

                                                  • Oct 2000
                                                  • 6772
                                                  #13
                                                  Two muffins are sitting in the oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says, "Hey, hot enough in here for ya?".
                                                  The second muffin replies, "AAHHH, Jesus Christ, a talking muffin!!!!"

                                                  Well it makes me laugh.


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                                                    • hubadlatimmy
                                                      I like pie
                                                      • Sep 2001
                                                      • 727
                                                      #14
                                                      why do blondes weare panties? To keep there ankles warm
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                                                        • boss_automager
                                                          AO's Cake Whacker
                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 1224
                                                          #15
                                                          wrap

                                                          What's a mummys favorite type of music?
                                                          Wrap,get it?

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