Morning Ritual

[going_home]

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[OPBN]

I want my 1:43 back.

[going_home]

I want my 1:43 back.

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[Ando]

[SCpoloRicker]

[behemoth]

I want my 1:43 back.

I watched it thismorning while still half asleep. Made it the whole way through waiting for it to get funny.

I wanted to comment on how retarded it was, and figured I'd just get the typical unfunny response.

[sQuidvision]

i should have read the replies first...

[going_home]

There Is No Life Before Coffee

You know, if it has to be explained, then its just not worth it guys.

Cerebral stuff just gets stepped on by the youts of today.

If its not the lowest common denominator of humanity they cant see humor in anything.

Thats typical for the "raised by the boob tube generation" though.

Without sex or violence you wont keep their attention.

They have to be entertained 24/7/365 or they need therapy.

Maybe try getting out in nature sometime with no TV or video games around

and enjoy the smell of the flowers, and the songs of the birds.



























Nah, it'll never work, therapy it is then, go for it.

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[OPBN]

You know, if it has to be explained, then its just not worth it guys.

Cerebral stuff just gets stepped on by the youts of today.

:

1. At 43 I hardly qualify as a youth
2. It doesnt have to be explained, it simply wasnt funny.

[going_home]

1. At 43 I hardly qualify as a youth
2. It doesnt have to be explained, it simply wasnt funny.

Who said it was funny ?

Morning joe is serious business.

[behemoth]

I wanted to comment on how retarded it was, and figured I'd just get the typical unfunny response.

Blah blah blah, I'm cooler than everyone else

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[OPBN]

Yeah, that's pretty much the look on my face when I finally opted out of watching the original video.

[SCpoloRicker]

I watched it thismorning while still half asleep. Made it the whole way through waiting for it to get funny.

I wanted to comment on how retarded it was, and figured I'd just get the typical unfunny response.

Is this the part where I mention, somewhat surreptitiously, what my net worth is?

'Cause, like, it's pretty big. And that's not all. Big, I mean.

I mean I have a big ego. Not anything else. But, if you're curious, it's like, totally, huge.