Excuses to get out of work?

[deded]

"I just joined a cult, and they said If I work on Sundays that I have to sacrifice my employer. I reaaaally want to come to work, but I shouldn't for your own good."

Or

Tell them you have a really sore tooth, and are currently on the prescribed Vicodin... which makes you loopy and post really long boring posts on AO that nobody likes and will probably ruin your whole online reputation forever and ever...

[FooTemps]

Can I use any of these to get out of school? I have to tell it to my parents so they let me stay home...

[Thordic]

You can fake diarhhea. Its easy. Just go into the bathroom and lot and dump water into the toilet. It'll sound like a really nasty case of diarhhea if you do it right :) For parents, faking vomiting is much easier.

So Spy, did it work? What excuse did you go with? :)

[XspyX]

Yea, it worked. It was 11am and I was half-way across state when I called. I was supposed to come in at 12. I said I had the squirts and I had a long night.

Worked like a charm.

Course, if they asked me to come in anyway...I still wouln't have been able to. I was 100 miles away!