Signatures = Red Necks?

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  • beam
    The end.
    • May 2001
    • 2036
    #1

    Signatures = Red Necks?

    This just popped into my head....not meant as a flame or anything...it actually was funny to me.

    Anyways...I just got done reading a post, and I noticed a ton of one liner posts....the problem is that the peoples' signatures were either paragraphs or a long list of specs.

    Well, I got to thinking about the format of Jeff Foxworthy's red-neck jokes and that seemed like the start of one.

    If your signature is 10 times as long as your post....you might be a newbie.


    sorry...i just think that is so funny. lol

    anyone got some more "You might be a newbie" liners? If you post them, please make sure they are in good taste and they are in jest.
    <---Should be banned for circumventing the cuss filter.
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    • shartley
      • Jun 2026
      #2

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        • irbodden
          Registered User
          • Dec 2000
          • 3413
          #3
          Yea it can be a pain, like the people who list every mod and upgrade they have ONTOP of all the ones they plan on getting in the next 6 years.

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            • Ni cD
              Registered User
              • Oct 2000
              • 1127
              #4
              I used to be the same way, until I figured out it was kinda stupid.

              Then again, now I have a silly picture as my new signature. Rather large. Lemme change that...
              "The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears and to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters." - Genghis Khan

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                • shartley
                  • Jun 2026
                  #5

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                    • Ni cD
                      Registered User
                      • Oct 2000
                      • 1127
                      #6
                      Good point, but I don't think my picture could be defined as a 'good picture'.
                      "The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears and to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters." - Genghis Khan

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                        • shartley
                          • Jun 2026
                          #7
                          But...

                          It DID have character though. LOL

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                            • TamaPlaya
                              AO's Local Psycho.
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 95
                              #8
                              *shrugs* they could be worse.. atleast it aint a story about there paintball experiences!
                              Life would'nt be life without any fun, thats why theres paintball... Get tired of paintball... try extreme downhill mountain biking... get tired of that... take off your breaks and try it again... still not having fun? No? Your crazy...

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                                • Flamebo
                                  Registered User
                                  • Oct 2000
                                  • 1286
                                  #9
                                  I refuse to be left out!!!

                                  I poured my very soul into this sig image! (which is equivelant to about 4-5 minutes in the real world). I may be no Shartley, but apparently I'm a sucker for the bandwagon. Ah well.

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                                    • Ni cD
                                      Registered User
                                      • Oct 2000
                                      • 1127
                                      #10
                                      LOL Flamebo, thats an awesome pic!
                                      "The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears and to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters." - Genghis Khan

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                                        • Arturus
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jun 2001
                                          • 493
                                          #11
                                          Looks to his signature below, listing his marker specs...

                                          Hey now Shartley... inadequacy? :o

                                          You're just jealous.

                                          grins

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                                            • shartley
                                              • Jun 2026
                                              #12
                                              :You know me....

                                              Arturus:
                                              Yup, you know me.... that's it. LOL

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                                                • TheTramp
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 4019
                                                  #13
                                                  I think it was Cphilip who said that your sig. on your first post of the thread is all you really need. I think this is doubly true for people with the big sigs.
                                                  "Relax. Don't worry. Have a Home Brew."
                                                  -Charlie Papazian

                                                  Feedback: http://www.automags.org/forums/showt...threadid=40134

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                                                    • MagMan5446
                                                      .....
                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 2572
                                                      #14
                                                      I kinda like my lil' signature. And my title below my name too.


                                                      Hey Shartley, I read that "God Concerning America" thing in your post....interesting.

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                                                        • Arturus
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                          • 493
                                                          #15
                                                          Shartley -

                                                          Aww.. cheer up, I don't beat you by that much ya know.

                                                          I'm kidding and you know it.

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