Pain in my butt is making me feel old.

[blackdeath1k]

Well app tomorrow at 7AM.

Gotta love talking about this on the phone with some nurse with a cute lil voice. Haha.

[Pyrate Jim]

Hope the receptionist was as cute as her voice.
I've dealt with Sigmoidoscopy, the Vasal Response is uncomfortable to say the least...
So I can be sympathetic about similar medical problems.

But I can't help but point out that a message board about PAINTBALL is perhaps the last place to ever seek help about a medical condition.
Y'know?

[blackdeath1k]

Hope the receptionist was as cute as her voice.
I've dealt with Sigmoidoscopy, the Vasal Response is uncomfortable to say the least...
So I can be sympathetic about similar medical problems.

But I can't help but point out that a message board about PAINTBALL is perhaps the last place to ever seek help about a medical condition.
Y'know?

Receptionists no. The nurse I talked to on the phone...... yup pretty sure I know which one she was. Mid 20s. athletic build. Brunette. And HOT!

As for the medical deal on a paintball board. True. But I really expected a bunch of stuff like BT posted that would give everyone some humor. Really expected any legit topic conversation to end up in PM if it existed at all.

As for medical deal. I learned a couple of things. A. Anyone that WANTS something shoved up there butt needs there head examined. B. Internal hemroids suck. But at least the Dr is pretty sure its a freak deal that will be corrected and no future issues. At least not due to having them right now.

[Pyrate Jim]

I really expected a bunch of stuff like BT posted that would give everyone some humor.
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A. Anyone that WANTS something shoved up there butt needs there head examined.

Rule 34 violation.

Butt at least you didn't have the Proctologist ask if the co-ed intern class could witness the procedure. (pun intended)

Nothing quite like being the focus of six college girls watching an old man having a rubber hose shoved up his backside, all crowded into an 8'X12' room. I'm not sure they could even get the door closed, but it was hard to tell being upside-down in the chair.

As a medical procedure, a Colonoscopy/Prostate Exam is something almost every Male will have to go through at some point. It's not really something to be embarrassed about, it's just part of an annual medical checkup especially as you get older.

(so get ready, kids. It'll happen to you, too)

[blackdeath1k]

Rule 34? That a rule dealing with staying on subject? BT stayed on subject. Just in a humorous way.

And Sux to be you that day. No I just had said DR. And his finger. Least there was lube. Haha.