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  • hotjumbolia
    let's re -think that...NO
    • Mar 2002
    • 20

    #1

    uses for a B.E. gun

    let's hear what you think a brass eagle gun can be used for
    life is short...kill Arabs
  • ThePatriot

    #2
    Makes a great paper weight.

    I think you can get it recycled and make about 3 bucks off it, which is more use than u will get from it on the field

    Waste time in totally destroying the body, but make it look interesting

    I would think of more but im trying to learn some C++ here

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    • hotjumbolia
      let's re -think that...NO
      • Mar 2002
      • 20

      #3
      i got one

      you could use it as a spray-painter because paint obviously can't survive in one of those pieces of crap.

      you could throw it at your opponents when it breaks in a game.

      you could make some money off a lawsuit with it when it blows up in your hands
      life is short...kill Arabs

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      • StuDawggie
        Cigar Smokin' Paintballer
        • Feb 2002
        • 434

        #4
        here's an idea

        How about as a door stop? That's about all it's good for anyway...

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        • splat11756
          TEAM Island Assault
          • Dec 2001
          • 278

          #5
          ived used my raptor barrel (which i once had, NOT NOW) in place of a hammer
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          • Jonno06
            AKA Jon-no wang
            • Jan 2002
            • 4392

            #6
            i dont know if anyone said it,but what about digging trenches.

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            • SlipknotX556
              Registered User
              • Nov 2001
              • 5054

              #7
              You can use it as a hammer.

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              • RT pRo AuToMaG
                (un)official MatrixDM4Tech
                • Mar 2002
                • 1000

                #8
                you can use it as a (insert noun here).
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                • Pile & A Half
                  Registered User
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 863

                  #9
                  Q. What would you use for a gun...
                  a.)Talon
                  b.)Stingray
                  c.)Blade

                  A. Is your hand, I think you can throw harder than all of them!
                  -Every Thing Is A Pile

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                  • Zumina
                    What Are You Looking At?
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 2081

                    #10
                    suitcase bomb housing (send the bomb to Brass Eagle's HQ)
                    Shoot it like you stole it!

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                    • kemikos
                      Registered User
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 84

                      #11
                      It's been done before...

                      Here you go... the infamous "101 uses for a Talon".



                      I like #4 (tape to the front of your regular gun as a bayonet), #90 (Carve out internals, install Automag guts; take it to AGD trailer at tourney, tell 'em to fix it), and #107 (it ends, "If a Talon is fired in the woods, and no one is around to need it to fire again, is it still broken?).

                      (OK, OK, yes, there's slightly more than 101. They added some bonus uses later on.)
                      Everybody else seems to have a picture of their 'Mag in their sig, so what the heck; here's mine:

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                      • giblit
                        Registered User
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 359

                        #12
                        Originally posted by RT pRo AuToMaG
                        you can use it as a (insert noun here).

                        you can use it as a sex toy
                        giblit

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                        • ThePatriot

                          #13
                          ^^
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                          Well man, if your into that kinda stuff...inserting those barrels places.....thats fine just dont come near me

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                          • personman

                            #14
                            You could use them for paintball.

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                            • splat11756
                              TEAM Island Assault
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 278

                              #15
                              ha, thats a good one hahahaha
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