How MajorDamage impresses girls...lol

[wyn1370]

dirty uncle phil,
don't you realize she's probably not even legal?

[Miscue]

Bowling doesn't constitute a date!

Oh yeah, and cphilip is right... bowling is dangerous. No joke - I've broken a finger in half, fractured another, and broke my knuckle playing this game... really wasn't my fault though - in two cases it was because there was alcohol on the floor that I was unaware of and I ended up slipping... and the other, somebody was bowling in the left lane out of turn... ended up running into me and knocked me over.



Imagine what would happen if I slipped and smacked the ball into the ground with fingers still in it.

I've seen blood on the lane before... people (usually kids) slipping and falling into the lane knocking their heads. I have caught at least 2 midair bowling balls in my lifetime... one basically landed in my lap. A couple times grabbed kids ice-skating on the oiled lanes before they busted their heads (those lanes are SLIPPERY).

Bowling is dangerous. Be careful... and watch out for the moron next to you.

[boss_automager]

You took pictures on a date!Major you look like your at least 15 and your acting like this is your first one.I've been going out with the same girl for 3 years,other girls are getting jealous! Yeah and based on my older brother's past experiences younger girls do like boys thst are athletic.


EDIT:Bowling is war Miscue!



Boss-girl magnet

[davej946]

Originally posted by Miscue
[B]Bowling doesn't constitute a date!

Amen Brother Q!

Originally posted by Miscue
No joke - I've broken a finger in half, fractured another, and broke my knuckle playing this game...

Leave it to the Musically inclined, computer genius to hurt himself bowling...

Later ~

[cphilip]

Don't forget he also hurt him self Paintballing!

[MajorDamage]

Originally posted by wyn1370
As long as it wasn't a first date you can get away with it. I ususally warn them about my paintball addiction on the first date, then I'm free to wear paintball clothing after that.

It was a first date lol, but I had talked to her for a couple months before and she knows I like paintball alot. Also her second cousin in law(they act like cousins and hang out literally all the time) is on my team. I had to take pics because (1) I had bought a disposable camera and still had a ton of film left and (2)I was dared to wear the jersey, and wanted proof that I did lol !
I turned 16 at the end of December, and she is younger she will be 14 in May, so yeah. But needless to say we don't go out anymore lol (but not because of the jersey lol). Plus if you really want pics Phil I have some unflaterring ones taken in mid blink and in mid talking lol, looks funny lol.

ENDO!

[BTAutoMag]

is that the same girl that you told me about... the one that was moving closer to you and then broke up with you?

[MajorDamage]

Yeah, but she didnt really break up with me, she started acting wiggerish which was a turnoff, and she started acting like she didnt like me anymore . So neither one of us pursued it anymore.

ENDO!

[cphilip]

Originally posted by MajorDamage
if you really want pics Phil I have some unflaterring ones taken in mid blink and in mid talking lol, looks funny lol.

ENDO!

You mean those were suposed to be flattering?


Just kidding you. Your a fine looking young man. Sure lets see em all!

[BTAutoMag]

oh yea i can remember it now. i remember how you said it would be fun and how long it would LAST

[MajorDamage]

lol, thanx, Phil . I'll scan the rest of the pics later lol, they are funny looking . I have to do yard work in a couple minutes...

ENDO!

[MajorDamage]

Originally posted by BTAutoMag
oh yea i can remember it now. i remember how you said it would be fun and how long it would LAST

Wha? Whatd I say? lol

ENDO!

[BTAutoMag]

you know what you said

[FordPrefect]

Originally posted by Miscue
in two cases it was because there was alcohol on the floor that I was unaware of and I ended up slipping[/B]

Maybe the floor wasn't the only thing loaded with alcohol Just joking with you though.

[Zumina]

I'm going bowling next weekend, I guess I'll don my DYE jersey and post a pic; thus creating the "AO Post of Shame".