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  • StuDawggie
    Cigar Smokin' Paintballer
    • Feb 2002
    • 434

    #16
    Whooo Hooooo!!!!!

    Okay I've finally done it!!!!!! I've got the gas, snoring AND chewing to stop.

    First off, the worst issue with the dog's gas. I called to vet to see what I coudl do and she was kind enough to tell me. The trick: banannas, and peanut butter. The banannas, will help the gas issue somehow (she went all tech on me so I just went "yeah, uh-hnu, okay, got it"), and the peanut butter to get him to take the friggin pills, she perscribed.

    Next the snoring: one of those nasal passage strips. Sure he looks stupid, but, it's doing to trick. I figured if it works on humans, it might work on dogs, and sure enough it does. You just have to put it high enough on his nose.

    And finally the chewing: the dry fire wih the mag was working until he caught on that nothing was coming out of the barrel. So now, I have a small towel on the end of the barrel and I am it at him. he does somethign wrong, I point the barrel in his general direction (sometimes I fire a shot to move the towel, but mostly I just have to pick up the gun and look at him)and he drops whatever he just picked up, or quits chewing what he shouldn't be chewing on.

    Thanks to all of you who tried to help, I appreciate it, and it's still possible that if he acts up tomorrow before my parents get back I may still just lock him in the basement, throw him a little food. Then pray that he dosen't eat his way through the door, like he tried to do last night.

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    • BTAutoMag
      AO's Problem Child
      • Oct 2001
      • 7199

      #17
      Originally posted by obsolete898
      Don't fire your gun near the dog it's painful to them, honestly.
      you idiot! we know its painful. so take a step back and then shoot him. duh! honestly some people just dont get it
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      • Mav D MagMan
        1Lt
        • Dec 2001
        • 669

        #18
        So the two of you make it through the night StuDog?

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        Cadet Fourth Class of Squadron Three "Cerebus - Dogs of War"
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        • StuDawggie
          Cigar Smokin' Paintballer
          • Feb 2002
          • 434

          #19
          WHOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

          THEY'RE FINALLY BACK!!!!!! I'M NO LONGER SITTING CUJO!!!!!!!!!!! Okay if you couldn't tell I'm happy the week from h*ll is over. The most damage that was done was to my shoe and they had to be replaced anyway. I'm just sorry that I didn't know about the head harness that they had BEFORE they left. They were kind enough to inform me about it when I picked them up at the airport last night and asked me why I didn't use it. (Had I known, I would have used it, and never gone nucking futs trying to control that mutt). I just want to thank all of you for your advice especially Slipknot and Mav D, for the chair and tossing the dog in the basement ideas. Trust me had the vacation been a few more days I would have used that route. Well, it's time now for a much needed nap, to try and make up for the sleep that I didn't get. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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          • dogEmedic
            Fluff Your Garfield
            • Oct 2001
            • 240

            #20
            So you give him a bannana to get rid of the farts, and peanut butter for the pills, soon he will have diarrhea, but at least his people are home. You could have slipped him a benadryl to calm him down, it's alot cheaper then getting anything from the vets. As for the snoring that's a interesting trick.

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            • Mav D MagMan
              1Lt
              • Dec 2001
              • 669

              #21
              Allright, congrats, I love that... Oh we had it, why didn't you use it? Lol, I woulda left them at the airport, with the darn dog for that one.

              USAF Academy Paintball Team
              Cadet Fourth Class of Squadron Three "Cerebus - Dogs of War"
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              • StuDawggie
                Cigar Smokin' Paintballer
                • Feb 2002
                • 434

                #22
                Originally posted by Mav D MagMan
                I woulda left them at the airport, with the darn dog for that one.
                I had also give that some serious thought as well....

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