Funny thing just happened

[SlipknotX556]

I was playing with my warp feed and sean comes in my room and I had paintballs on the ground and he says "Ill eat one of these for 5 bucks" I say "ok" next thing I know the kid is chewing on a yellow filled big ball. Then after about 10 seconds he runs out of my room and goes spitting paint into the sink and washes his mouth out.


He never did get that 5 bucks.

[ThePatriot]

Yep, i actually just put it into my mouth to scare him, but i kinda had a muscle spasm in my jaw or something, and CHOMP, im like PHEW IT DIDNT BREAK, take it out, looks ok, then i get the taste, OMG BIG BALL IS SOOOOOOO NASTY! This stuff wont kill me if i swallow it, will it? I have heard of ppl eating paintballs, but i dont think they meant "eating" i think they meant "tasting."

[bond1313]

Well I have eaten almost all types of paint they do not effect you, and most do not taste to bad. They shell is the hardest part to eat. They do make your bows run though.

[SlipknotX556]

I wish they made paint that tasted like banna or cherry or grape. That be so COOL!

[RTrampage]

I gotta paintball eatin story for ya...

Once upon a time Im a bum, and I went to the paintball store and they told me if i cleaned the counters with this kids shirt who they didnt particularly like and lick the floor they would give me a bag of paint. Well I did. Thats when they realized they could manipulate me (me bein a bum and all) so then they tell me if I eat a cup full of paintballs theyll give me another bag of paint. I thought no problem so i start eating them and they were horrible. It was that JT oiless shell stuff and those shells are ruff. Anyways I eat about 6 of them and get the great idea to just swallow them whole. So I put it im my mouth, swallow it and about half way down the old windpipe it decides its done and stops. So here I am with a paintball halfway down my throat, everbodys laughing too hard to slap me in the back or whatever you do, and finnally I swallow it after nearly dying. After choking on a few more I decided it wasnt worth it but they gave me a bag anyways so I obviously came out ahead. Haha suckers

anyways thats my story

[SlipknotX556]

LOL

[obsolete898]

Hemlock and myself thought of a good idea. Booze flavored paintballs, and actually have the booze in there. You could have like bacardi limon, jose, jack or even puckers for the ladies. I think it's a great idea.

[Jonno06]

they cant make flavored paintballs or people would be eating them,and they would be very expensive too...

i want mountain dew flavored paintballs.....

[Cliffio]

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[Bad_Knees]

LMAO!

[boss_automager]

Diablos are pretty good but Brass eagle taste bad

[BTAutoMag]

i always said they should make flavored paintballs for that special occasion when you do get hit

[Im hungry, intelifeed me]

Well, sometimes, before I play, I take a handfull of JT Elite paintballs and put them in a bowl with milk and with a big spoon I eat them like cereal! Sean "ThePatriot" and also Kyle Gellis's brother, got me started with this, It is quite addicting!

[BTAutoMag]

i tried to get MadClown to eat one. i even offered him 200$ (i minght pay him ) but nooooooo he didnt want to.

[SlipknotX556]

O yes david. And when did I get you started on that? I dont think I ever did. I think that was sean.