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  • Blitz
    Registered User
    • Apr 2002
    • 7

    #1

    Paintball Humor

  • lilthugbobby
    Registered User
    • Feb 2002
    • 15

    #2
    Nice one!

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    • Mav D MagMan
      1Lt
      • Dec 2001
      • 669

      #3
      Lol that's rich... I've got a paintball joke to... It's called Brass Eagle.

      USAF Academy Paintball Team
      Cadet Fourth Class of Squadron Three "Cerebus - Dogs of War"
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      • FordPrefect
        Back to school :(:(:(
        • Mar 2002
        • 1053

        #4
        Mods, maybe move to friendly...
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        3-D Pong's bro!

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        Why can't I just be in charge of the world?
        Captain, Tremor

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        • Krazy Ivan
          I don't do Anno,
          • May 2001
          • 600

          #5
          I've got a paintball joke to... It's called Brass Eagle.
          ROFL Nice, I still have a stingray II, just blows CO2 straight out the barrel, needs some new o-rings.
          Once you have shot and eliminated someone, you have established your position towards them. In a sense, the next move is up to them...

          See ya in the dead box!

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          • lilthugbobby
            Registered User
            • Feb 2002
            • 15

            #6
            my stingray is junk, it wont even work for me more at all. i replaced all pins and orings too!

            first the gun drops balls out the barrel and when it does shoot the velociety is all over the place!

            another problem is where the bolt does not come back far enough to catch the sear after a shot causing it to spudder and get stuck forward!

            can any one help me fix it so i can sell it?

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            • Krazy Ivan
              I don't do Anno,
              • May 2001
              • 600

              #7
              That used to happed to my stingray, you have to replace the spring, or at least that's what I did and it fixed it.
              Once you have shot and eliminated someone, you have established your position towards them. In a sense, the next move is up to them...

              See ya in the dead box!

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              • lilthugbobby
                Registered User
                • Feb 2002
                • 15

                #8
                the spring? how would that fix it? wut about the piece that has the adjustimnet screw and blows the bolt back?

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                • Krazy Ivan
                  I don't do Anno,
                  • May 2001
                  • 600

                  #9
                  Yeah, replace it to a harder spring. My stingray has to have the cocking rod pressed against a table or something to cock it because the spring is so hard!
                  Once you have shot and eliminated someone, you have established your position towards them. In a sense, the next move is up to them...

                  See ya in the dead box!

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                  • lilthugbobby
                    Registered User
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 15

                    #10
                    how will a harder spring help? when i dont even think the bolt is going back far enough. could i strech my spring to do that?

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                    • Psychedelic
                      Registered User
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 92

                      #11
                      Yea, your first problem is that you boughtsomething by BE... No matter what you do to your gun... It's still a stingray and that is your problem. They might as well slap a "Made in Taiwan" sticker on all there parts.
                      Crimson Eye

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                      • ronron2112
                        Riding hard, Riding RED
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 579

                        #12
                        hahaha.. i heard that one but instead of paintball or fishing it was about hunting.. the ways to distort jokes and still keep them funny.

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                        • TransMan
                          Man Beast!!!
                          • Apr 2002
                          • 3152

                          #13
                          lol whats the point

                          really y would u want to fix a stingray u will prob spend more on fixing it than what u will get for it i would have thrown it away a long time ago

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                          • MajorDamage
                            King of Polyester!
                            • Dec 2000
                            • 3141

                            #14
                            lol, just donate those stingrays to me for use on THE MB STINGER! Muahahaha!

                            ENDO!
                            Oldskool

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                            • MagMan5446
                              .....
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 2572

                              #15
                              What the hell is that? ^^^

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