A man works too hard and has a breakdown. His doctor tells him to take it easy, so he decides to buy a farm and live in the rural country. He goes to the local market to buy livestock for his farm. When he gets there he saids to the redneck,"I want my farm to look peaceful and cute, so i want rabbits." The redneck saids,"Well, here we don' callem' rabbits we callem' pebbles." He buys 2 rabbits and then he wants a roster to get it to sing in the mornings. The redneck goes,"Well, here we don' callem' rosters, we callem' peckers." So he buys a roster when he decides he wants to ride back to his farm like a real local. He decides on to get a mule. The redneck saids,"Well, here we don' callem' mules, we callem' asses." So he buys the only mule left. The redneck saids,"Now this here *** u gota be careful wit' it cause it gets the cesures now an then, so when it does scratch it's back." So he's riding home on the mule holding the roster and rabbits when he passes a good looking farmers daughter. All of a sudden the mule has a cesure. He saids to the girl,"Miss, would u mind holding my pebbles and my pecker while i scratch my ***?
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"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death"-Albert Einstein -
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this sould have gone in the joke thread."A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death"-Albert Einstein -
heyt im a redkneck!!!!! thats offending!~!!! somehow!! and its rooster not "roster" learn how to spell yankee.... and isnt this a little vulgar anyways?Comment
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