mission to the mall

[Clare]

I know that I'm that way

[personman]

lol! thats funny! and true

[Miscue]

Haha!

[virus]

i think most females are =)

either that and actually worse are the ones that go in groups and walk on the slow side..... thats gotta be my biggest pet peeve

but the pic has the male part right at least for me.... in, out, under 10min...... heck even on the day after thanxgiving i'm out of the mall in under 45min and thats pickin most gifts out.... mostly buyin on impulse at that =)

[Potatoboy]

Incorrect, there are two stores that the red arrow did not enter, that's flawed.

[personman]

3 stores.
And, I dont like gap.

[Army]

Women shop, men buy.

Man: "I need a new pair of pants, I'm going to Sears and buy a pair."

Woman: "I need to shop for a new pair of pants, Honey? do you have the keys to the big car? I'm going shopping for pants and I need the trunk space. I'll be gone for a few hours, could you do the dishes and mow the lawn and trim the hedges and wash the driveway and clean out the garage and re-roof the house and start digging the pool and walk the dog and bathe the cat and vacuum the living room and paint the fence and start the laundry, when you get time?"

[virus]

and with what army just posted is why i'm glad to be single again.... ok single as one can get with twin girls that want everything at least =)

[obsolete898]

This is my tactic.

When I go to the mall with my wife (which is not that often because of the above situation) we walk side by side, duh. But I position myself on the "store-side" and put my arm around her. This way if she tries to drift into a store I do the patented "hand-pull hip-push". I gently pull back with my left hand and push out and foward with my left hip. This directs her movement away from the store. This works sometimes, other times she'll just make a break for it and et in.

I also moan and groan, which annoys her and we leave alot sooner.


Edit:Get your mind out of the gutter.

[-J�ker-]

im that way and im a guy lol

[bornl33t]

In other words..... guys are better... not just because we can pee standing up...

[ThePatriot]

Originally posted by Heat
In other words..... guys are better... not just because we can pee standing up...

Of course that is one of the main reasons...coordination skills...

[Jonno06]

yea,we have hand-eye,hand-foot,and hand-um..er...yea...

i like to look in all the stores too,i love to spend money...

[HoppysMag]

quote:
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Originally posted by Heat
In other words..... guys are better... not just because we can pee standing up...
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ha ha ha ha

Im gunna pass out here... that must have been the funnest thing iv heard in like a week.

[Krazy Ivan]

Originally posted by Potatoboy
Incorrect, there are two stores that the red arrow did not enter, that's flawed.

3 stores most women won't go into: Electronics Boutique, Babbages, Radio Shack.

Nuff said