Funny TV Quotes

[FutureMagOwner]

hey post some funny quotes you hear on tv

i just heard to good ones

"Yeah first it starts as a few burgers then all the sudden your *naughty part* on a couple of all beef patties having it your way!" drew carry show

another drew carry one

"ooo its a dirty note "the penis is mightier than the sword"" drew replies "gimme that*reads the note* thats the PEN is mightier than the sword"... later Lewis says " i guess she has you held by the Pen-is(saying pen than is really fast)"

"it taste like burrrrnnnnniiiiinnnnggggg" simpsons

[AllAmericanMag]

"A groin-grabbingly good team!" -Homer Simpsons

[Havoc_online]

"hello sir, would you like to join our long distance program?"

"Gee, now's not really a good time, how about you give me your home number and I can call you later?"

"um-well"

"what's the matter, you don't want me calling you at home?

"uh-no"

"Well, now you know how We feel" *click*

edit- lol- forgot to mention that it was from Seinfeld

[SlipknotX556]

The Penis mighter one is from Saturday Night Live. Celebrity jepority. Sean connery said it.

[FutureMagOwner]

well they said it on drew carry last night when i was watching it too

"Go banana!" ralph. simpsons

[Jonno06]

"sorry son,i traded your soul for pogs.....you remember ALF,well,hes back....in pog form"-homer simpson

[Polishpickles451]

after being covered with blood, Ralf aptly announces:
'Hey, I look like cable TV!'

YOU mean VEAL IS REALLY BABY COW!


Hey you knaaw they be may parents too

Hey you got a breakfest cereal for people with syphillis?


All from the Simpsons
best show ever

[Kai]

Originally posted by Jonno06
"sorry son,i traded your soul for pogs.....you remember ALF,well,hes back....in pog form"-homer simpson

-That one was actually said by Milhouse.

Remember the time your cat ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said that I never had any goldfish? Why did I have the bowl Bart...why did I have the bowl? -Milhouse

I take my hands off to you. -Mike Tyson

[-J�ker-]

CHARLIE DONT SURF!

[theraidenproject]

"I didn't know you could cook"
"It's just fondue. Any retard can melt cheese"
-Larry Sanders show, which I heard they started making again. Yay!

[Wheelman]

Simpsons Rule!!!!!

"Cleaning my gun with the saftey off, the saftey off, the saftBAAM!"

"Dad, you killed a poor defensless buffalo!"

"A poor delicious buffalo Lisa"

[Wheelman]

Or my personal favorite (next to the "tastes like burning"

"Bart! Bart! Where is that boy? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten" Homer


and from Malcom in the middle...

"I can smell colors!" Dewey

[paintbattler]

lol those are funny..ill watch sum TV and find one for ya'll

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

"Thats a paddelin'!" - Simpsons


*doo doo dee doo doo* "Mooo" - Gateway commercial

[FutureMagOwner]

"then you do *whispers* then BAM!!! THE OL'E FORK IN THE EYE!!!!!"