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  • jah871
    Warp Effect
    • May 2001
    • 2228

    #16
    "i eated the purple berries and it tastes like burning" ralph
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    • obsolete898
      2W251
      • Mar 2002
      • 1441

      #17
      "I broke my wookie"

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      • -Jôker-
        AOs Original JoKeR
        • Nov 2000
        • 2132

        #18
        dont forget 'CHARLIE DONT SURF!'

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        • Schnitzel
          'Saurus'
          • May 2002
          • 754

          #19
          anybodt here watch Everybody Loves Raymond?

          well, in the one about Thanksgiving, where his mom substitutes the traditional turkey tith Tofu-rkey...

          "mmppff...it tastes,(long pause), interesting."

          the Ray's wife, who defends Ray's mother from criticism of the taste, tries it.

          Ray's reply is a classic: "kinda starts out with an aftertaste, doesn't it?"

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          • cris8762
            Village Idiot
            • Jun 2002
            • 1763

            #20
            "I'm gonna eat his children!" - mike tyson

            "I cant wait to get into the ring and crush this guy's skull" - Tyson before his fight with Lennox Lweis where he got K.O.'ed by lewis :laugh:
            Originally posted by SprayingMango-

            "Excuse me ma'am, need help changeing that tire?" Bow-chica-bow bow! ;) :D "

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            It's okay to mix peas and corn. But don't call it "porn".

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            • joelk
              sexy man!!
              • Apr 2002
              • 33

              #21
              RALPH

              Ralph, wheres your crayon?
              "I ate it"


              "You choo-choo-choose me??"



              man u gotta love ralph
              peepee

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              • FactsOfLife
                Conservative Jihadi
                • May 2002
                • 2504

                #22
                gotta love the Duckman....


                Duckman - Actually my biggest fantasy involves you, liver loaf and a pack of starving rotwillers!



                Its like a dream..... Not the naked contortionist on the glass table top kind of dream.... but not bad.
                - Duckman

                'I guess John Kerry went into the primaries without a plan to win the election.' - Ann Coulter
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                Hey Michael Mooron, THIS is what a documentary looks like.

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                • Kai

                  #23
                  "Everytime I learn something new, it pushes something I already knew out of my head. Remember that time I took that wine-making class, and forgot how to drive?" -Homer
                  "Homer...you were drunk." -Marge
                  "And how." -Homer

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                  • paintslinger
                    oscar meyer weiner
                    • May 2001
                    • 679

                    #24
                    "i cant say that'll try but i will try to try" bart simpson
                    "i bent my winky" ralph wiggum
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                    couple o' goodies'

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                    • wyn1370
                      ...--...
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 3821

                      #25
                      we could do ralph quotes all day
                      "hi super nintendo chalmers"
                      You are the Wormtongue of AO.~bofh

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                      • -Jôker-
                        AOs Original JoKeR
                        • Nov 2000
                        • 2132

                        #26
                        what could possibly go wrong? -Bubsy

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                        • FutureMagOwner
                          Registered User
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 3354

                          #27
                          for homework my teacher said that we could bring in our favorite toy

                          o that sounds like fun!

                          i know but im still not gunna do it

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                          • ShooterJM
                            Shooter Wang - Ice Ninja
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 3651

                            #28
                            If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You go in every day and do it really half(fill in the blank). That's the American way! -- Homer

                            Ok. Well, that was a lot gayer then I expected. - The oblongs.
                            It's HERE! Play at Shooter's Casino!!!!!! It'll be fun........

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                            • wyn1370
                              ...--...
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 3821

                              #29
                              "I am so smart S - M - R - T" while dancing with a burning diploma -Homer
                              You are the Wormtongue of AO.~bofh

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                              • WARPED1
                                I'm a pirate, ARRRRRRRRRR!
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 7458

                                #30
                                Hank on "King of the Hill":"It's only 6am,and that boy already ain't right."
                                [Something Cool is Here]

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