Homer:"If you don't win.......I'll kill you!"
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I got two from a really great episode of the x-files, where Mulder and this Area 51 guy switch bodies. (No, I'm not an X-Files geek, I saw it on FX yesterday, and it was funny)
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"Screw you guys I'm going home." - Cartman from South ParkNothing Sticks
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Ten Simpsons quotes:
10. "I'm Troy McLeur and i'll leave you with what we all came here to see, HARDCORE NUDITY!"
9. Homer -"Moe i need your advice"
Moe - "Ya?"
Homer - "see i got this friend named Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadoo
Moe - "That's the worst name I've Ever heard."
Joey Joe Joe - *Crying* Runs out door
Drunk guy - "HEY IT'S JOEY JOE JOE!"
8. Runner for mayor in Irish voice "If elected mayor my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders."
7. Guy - "Uhh oo. We've drawn Judge Snyder."
Marge - "Is that bad?"
Guy - "Well he's had it in for me ever sence i ran over his dog."
Marge - "You did?"
Guy - "Well, replace the word kinda with repedately and the word dog with... son."
6. Anouncer - "Here's Jose Flanders"
Jose - "Buenos Dias Senior." (sry not good with spanish)
5. Pirate - "Yaarrrrrr, I'm not attractiveeee."
4. Marge - "The plant called and said if you don't come in tomarrow don't bother coming in monday."
Homer - "WOOHOO 4 day weekend!"
3. 9not really quote but heard alot)
Annoying kid that seems to pop up everywhere - "HAHA!"
2. police - "Do you hold a grudge aggainst Mount Gomery Burns?"
Moe - "No."
Lie detector (LD) - "ERRRRR"
Moe - "Ok well maybe i did but i didn't shoot him."
LD - "DING"
Police - "he checks out, ok sir your free to go"
Moe - "Good cause i got a hot date tomight."
LD - "ERRRR"
Moe - "A date."
LD - "ERRRR"
Moe - "Dinner with Fred"
LD - "ERRRR"
Moe - Dinner alone
LD - "ERRRRR"
Moe - "Watching TV alone"
LD - "ERRRR"
Moe - "ALRIGHT! I'm gunna go home and look at the models in the Victoria Secret Catalog.
LD - "ERRRRR"
Moe - *in embarresed voice* "Sears catalog"
LD - "DING!"
Moe - "NOW WILL YOU UNHOOK THIS PLEASE! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment."
LD - "ERRRR"
1. "I dropped my wookie."
Ok enuf typing.
Originally posted by PyRo
Its called jokeing. You have no right to be questioning me with your measially 460 posts!!!!Comment
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actually it's "I bent my wookie"Originally posted by AssassN
1. "I dropped my wookie."Last edited by wyn1370; 07-31-2002, 01:01 PM.You are the Wormtongue of AO.~bofh
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check my siggy....---->damn you people...go back to your shanties~~~ShooterComment
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bart: "ill take up smoking than quit!"
homer: "good for you son quiting smoking is the hardest thing youll ever do, heres a dollar!"
lisa: "hey he didnt do anything!"
homer: "didnt he lisa, didnt he? NO WAIT HE DIDNT! uh*yanks the dollar*"Comment
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*Homer walks into post office trying to steal a letter meant for mr burns*
Homer~(in seriously funny voice lol) Hello, my name is mr burns, i believe you have a letter for me.
postal worker ~alright mr burns, whats your first name?
Homer~ I......don't.....know........
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"we're a totem pole, hiya hiya hiya hiya" - Ralph
everytime i see that part i die laughing
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it the episode when lisa discovers what makes bullies tick and the bull shoves lisa in her locker next to milhouse ontop of ralph.Flip out- Mini Mag
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random guy: nice mellons
Peter: hey, thats my wife
lois: peter, i'm holding mellons
peter: oh, ok
random guy: nice hooters
peter: ok, thats it...
lois: peter, I'm holding owles
peter: i see....
random guy: (fast) your wife's got nice nockers, (then runs away)
family guydamn you people...go back to your shanties~~~ShooterComment
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1) Why is his head sooooo big? Whyyyyy issssss his head sooooooo big?-GIR (Invader Zim)
2) -The kids on South Park get a big brown package from Afhganistan and the parents call the authorities and they blow the box-
Kids-Awwwww its just a goat
Crowd- Awwwww
Military guy- Stand back kids that goat might have diseases. JOHNSON go check the goat for diseases!
-Johnson walks over and sticks tongue in goats mouth-
Johnson- The goat seems to be clean sir!
Stan- I told you the Afghanistan kids just wanted to give us something back for giving them $4.
Cartman- Man $4 for a goat! We got ripped off
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Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip! - Homer Simpson
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I can't remember the exact quote, but it's from the episode with "tomacco" (tobacco in tomatoes).
The gist of it goes like this:
Lisa- Stop, its bad for you.
Bart- I know its bad for me, but I can't stop eating it, give me some more.
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get...Comment
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Ok, Marge was making Bart play with Ralph, and Ralph was giving Bart a tour of his back yard:
Ralph: ...and that's my sandbox, and that's the rock where the leprechaun lives!
Bart: The leprechaun?
Ralph: Yeah, he tells me to burn things.
and when Homer adopts the little Mexican boy:
Homer: I love you Pepsi.
Pepi: Pepi
Homer: Whatever...When that eight foot tall goon is tapping the back of your favorite head against the wall, and asks, "Have you paid your dues?"...You tell him what old Jack Burton tells him...You tell him, "The checks in the mail".
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