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  • MajorDamage
    King of Polyester!
    • Dec 2000
    • 3141
    #46
    Originally posted by Havoc_online
    "hello sir, would you like to join our long distance program?"

    "Gee, now's not really a good time, how about you give me your home number and I can call you later?"

    "um-well"

    "what's the matter, you don't want me calling you at home?

    "uh-no"

    "Well, now you know how We feel" *click*

    edit- lol- forgot to mention that it was from Seinfeld
    I tried that once, but when I asked for their number they said no and hung up lol

    ENDO!
    Oldskool

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      • lillfroboy
        little boys = bigger boys
        • Jun 2002
        • 395
        #47
        " I GOT MAIL...... YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

        Crank Yankers


        "You stupid mongolian-turd-smuggling-butt-plug" Crank Yankers


        "Hey its the new transparent aluminum gun!! Must be light because you cant see it!" ------AGD

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          • Me
            Registered User
            • May 2001
            • 529
            #48
            damn magolians break down my city wall! southpark

            stan: threw a hose huh?
            Cartman: yah, a hose
            damn you people...go back to your shanties~~~Shooter

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