Ich habe ein Problem...

[Panzerr]

[Will Wood]

Re: Ich habe ein Problem...

Originally posted by Panzerr
Dr. Arbeit, I have a problem with my work. It is not a large problem and I knows, what I am to do. Help me please. I got last year mine occupation of dream with Nintendo. Each day plays I Nintendo all day long and overwrites I like one the plays to make better can. I am a small Schwaechling and I cannot another occupation not make. The problem began last December, when we got a new female worker. I become it in this letter Pat. am called. From the first day on Pat did not like me. Pat me strikes each day to I cried like a girl. She says that I am a girl. It takes my lunch money to each day. If I do not give it my midday meal money became, she schlaegte me ever more strongly. I went to each day home and cry to I to sleep. I cannot work any longer. I am afraid of being with the work. Last week did not go I three days to the work. The captain called and said me that if I still another one day more did not koemmte, I mine job will lose. What am I to do? I cannot help myself. Despaired in Minneapolis Despairs itself to schauen you on in Minneapolis,! Get a spinal column! The woman makes these things, because she thinks that you will not make anything. They mussen something make. Address their captain. Explain, what made Pat. If it will not make anything, make something else. Strike Pat, if Pat strikes it. Dr. Arbeit.

Ok, that's what BabelFish tells me. Even in english though, your post still makes no sense.

[xmetal2001]

Dr. Arbeit, I have a problem with my work. It is not a large problem and I knows, what I am to do. Help me please. I got last year mine occupation of dream with Nintendo. Each day plays I Nintendo all day long and overwrites I like one the plays to make better can. I am a small Schwaechling and I cannot another occupation not make. The problem began last December, when we got a new female worker. I become it in this letter Pat. am called. From the first day on Pat did not like me. Pat me strikes each day to I cried like a girl. She says that I am a girl. It takes my lunch money to each day. If I do not give it my midday meal money became, she schlaegte me ever more strongly. I went to each day home and cry to I to sleep. I cannot work any longer. I am afraid of being with the work. Last week did not go I three days to the work. The captain called and said me that if I still another one day more did not koemmte, I mine job will lose. What am I to do? I cannot help myself. Despaired in Minneapolis Despairs itself to schauen you on in Minneapolis,! Get a spinal column! The woman makes these things, because she thinks that you will not make anything. They mussen something make. Address their captain. Explain, what made Pat. If it will not make anything, make something else. Strike Pat, if Pat strikes it. Dr. Arbeit.

[xmetal2001]

lol, your just a little faster than me.

Altavista...

[Panzerr]

It makes perfect sense. Those stupid translator programs translate literally, not figuratively. They work, to an extent.

[Hamster Huey]

Well...not quite, but pretty close. Computers are never quite as good as human translators - the dude almost sounds like Yoda.

Lemme try to give it a stab with my limited Deutsch:

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Dr. Arbeit

I have a problem with/at my job. It's a big problem and I don't know what I should do. Please help me. Last year I got my dream job at Nintendo. Every day I play Nintendo all day long and write about how one can make the games better. I'm a small Schwaechling (?) and I can't work in another profession.

The problem began last December, when we acquired a new female worker. I'll call her "Pat" in this letter. From the first day Pat didn't like me.

Every day Pat hit me until I cried like a girl. She says that I am a girl. She takes my lunch money every day. When I wouldn't give her my lunch money, she would hit me even harder. Every day I go home and cry myself to sleep.

I can't work any longer. I'm afraid to be at work. Last week I missed three days of work. The boss called me up and said that if missed another day, I would lose my job.

What should I do? I can't help myself.

Distraught in Minneapolis

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Dear Distraught in Minneapolis,

Shame on you! Grow a spine! The woman does these things because she thinks that you won't do anything. You must do something. Talk to your boss. Explain to him what Pat has done. If he won't do anything, you do something else. Hit Pat when Pat hits you.

Dr. Arbeit
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Whew! Now that that's all done, what on earth is going on here? Panzerr? Clearly you're not asking the question, since it was already answered. Is this some sort of translation exercise? Is it something that you found funny and wanted to share?

[WARPED1]

S P A M

Dr. Arbeit, I have a problem with my work. It is not a large problem and I knows, what I am to do. Help me please. I got last year mine occupation of dream with Nintendo. Each day plays I Nintendo all day long and overwrites I like one the plays to make better can. I am a small Schwaechling and I cannot another occupation not make. The problem began last December, when we got a new female worker. I become it in this letter Pat. am called. From the first day on Pat did not like me. Pat me strikes each day to I cried like a girl. She says that I am a girl. It takes my lunch money to each day. If I do not give it my midday meal money became, she schlaegte me ever more strongly. I went to each day home and cry to I to sleep. I cannot work any longer. I am afraid of being with the work. Last week did not go I three days to the work. The captain called and said me that if I still another one day more did not koemmte, I mine job will lose. What am I to do? I cannot help myself. Despaired in Minneapolis Despairs itself to schauen you on in Minneapolis,! Get a spinal column! The woman makes these things, because she thinks that you will not make anything. They mussen something make. Address their captain. Explain, what made Pat. If it will not make anything, make something else. Strike Pat, if Pat strikes it. Dr. Arbeit.

[-J�ker-]

i got a solution! the whole world should speak the same language!

[Polishpickles451]

polish no doubt...any language with a 36 letter alphabet is bound to be supperior!

[Hamster Huey]

Panzerr - you still haven't told us what's going on with this post. Is it supposed to be funny? A language exercise?

[SuperOrangeTicTac]

Polish my *** you ignorant piece of poo, its german.

Warum schreibst du das auf deutsch unt nicht auf Englisch?


hehehe i have only taken german 1 and its summer so i dont feel like talking in that much german. heh

ICH HABE EIN ANANAS AUF MEIN JACKE!

[-J�ker-]

i think hwe was replying to my post you ignorant piece of poo! so haha! gehen Sie lecken etwas Salz!

[bornl33t]

Is it me or did I misss the punch line? IT's really hard to mis a punchline while reading a joke....?